maxsamillion: In a world of cheerios, be a fruit loop!
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Mtl, Quebec
Details
33 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Scorpio with Brown hair
Intent
maxsamillion Wants a relationship
Education
Some college
Personality
Artsy
Profession
Acheteur







I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious



About Me
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOO LADIES! :)

First of all I speak french also!! Isn't that great? yeah am that gooooooooood ahah just kiddin' ! But yeah really ummm what to say? Not so great at ''selling'' myself!

Um welll let's start by trying to be a little serious here.i work as a buyer for a pharmaceutical distributor :)
Other than that well I love to snowboard and skateboard! I love ART. Am a "street" artist as they call it lolll!! if u are one of those that hate winter complain about it 24/7 Strike one!
I care alot about my ''entourage'' friends and family is important to me, and so is having time alone, balancing both keeps me happy!!

Talking about happy, I rarellllllllllly am in a bad mood, if so it goes away fast! I just love to make people happy and laught. Growing up and getting to know life and myself better, I can say am far from perfect, BUT, I do know i have a great personality and really am proud of who I am and where my life is going.

I also can be a little clumsy and nutty, by this i dont mean am a total retard ahhaha. I just guess that even if am 31 I will forever stay young in heart and goofing around is part of me!! So if ur stuck up and boring, Strike 2.


****
Finally if u are into douches that a typical day for them is:

Waking up...Aughhh tabarnak so hung over from that wild night at le Fuzzy de Laval! !!! sh*ti puked all over my new flashy pink jack & jones undies! **** its only 1 in the afternoon!! Back to sleep, to freaking early! (Only times he manages to get up early is when beach club is open and its sunny out).

DRINNNGGG PHONE rings :

-YO el grau!! whut u up 2 Its BigRon Wut u doing wanna go to the gym check the babes out while pumpin iron?!!!
-eughhhh Whut time is it? 4h00pm... ahh sh*talright big.

Gets up FINALY.

Trims his eyebrows before brushing his teeth with a 42 white eggyokes steroid powered shake. WAHOUUUUUU GUNSHOW TIME so gets to the gym in his super turbo NOS white civic with neons. BUT before that pitstop at the tanning salon **** didnt go already today so yeah ill take a double sesion please.
After its time for ''lunch''...(at 7pm) lets go eat at academie de brossard (thinking its an awesome restaurant, lol).
Then goes for a little shopping at winners for so new edhardy kits.
What next.???? **** Well dont know what other activities to do, so he goes back to the gym cause he feels that is shirt is not feeling ''tight'' anymore. What great pumps he did now let's go el GRAU!!

Calls out is DoucheSquad out on FB
tags hashtags
#Redlite#kingcoche#Gym#abs#6pack#450boys#edhardy#redlite#dj#hot#dance#partyanimals#neversleep#********es#greatpumps#fit#drugs#civic#nation#racing#coche#chaud on instagram
Finaly its time to check-in @ REDLITE its fukinnnnnn friday dj Daniel Desnoyer is spinning at Redlite **** yeah time to go shirtless dancing babyyyyyyyy!! hihawwwwwww...STRIKE 3!

If you think these people look hot and stylish

http://www.siliconvalleybachelor.com/2011/06/how-to-tell-if-youre-female-douchebag.html

Please carry on.





First Date
LOL .I must say this is kinda cheesy. lollll