"Isn't this place the greatest. You can get your work done; no body bothers you. Food's great. Low carb, high protein. Its really the only way to go when your work requires you to be shredded and dieseled out.. Oh yah, here, don't crane your neck. Go ahead, feast your eyes. Yes, I've seen that look before. Your intimidated, cause I'm a model. But I don't want you to be scared, OK. I'm a normal guy. Look at my portfolio, its kinda my calling card. These are, mostly, non-paying jobs; or speck work. I think that's a real dog. And, here is the crown jewel. I am the GASEE guy. I'm gale, like a gale force wind. I took on that name because its the most powerful force in the natural world, for shaping and eroding the earth. You can feel it. ? I don't think its water I think its wind." -- "When in Rome 2010"
I mostly respond to women of above average intelligence, warmth, personality and attractiveness. If I don't respond to your e-mail, don't take it personally; there are lots of willing guys on here...mostly with d**k pictures..haha.....What? it means he likes you.
oh, and a few other things regarding the profiles I've been reading...
"I love to laugh"....pffft...who doesn't?
"I don't want drama"...hey pot, you're black, deal with it....what I hear, when a female says that, is "I don't want any competition with my drama"
"I like to hike, camp, fish blah blah"...I've been all over the trails in Red Rock, Fire Valley etc. and they are all ghost town. And when I do run into a girl, she is with her BF. Not you guys.
If you have a picture, with a group of friends, be the best looking one, you are just shooting yourself in the foot here.
Oh, and all of you girls with that fantasy stalker in your profile. Pffft...stalking is exhausting. We haven't done that since the 90's. We iStalk now. So, put on big sunglasses and text me pictures of you walking into boutique's and clubs and I will text back "heavy breathing".
Seriously, you're still reading this?....whats wrong with you?
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Somewhere with a lot of people, and a lot of exits, in case I need to run.
we could go zombie killin!
[Editors note: I just moved here from Las Vegas. I am in the South and I haven't had a single request to go zombie killin yet. I thought you guys were all into that?]