oh yes hello there. didnt see you come in.
welcome to deep thoughts with Joel Von Brown;
No lady can resist a guy with a chainsaw
a penny from 1941 is worth a dollar
who ever made the decision to not make deloreans anymore should be ashamed of themselves
wee fireman should be installed in each toilet bowl for when too much sriracha has been digested (trick question, can never have too much)
if a mime is in a forest and a tree falls on the mine, does anyone care?
i balled my eyes out in the movie click (not really a deep thought, just thought it needed to be put out there)
pyjama jeans are the new jeggings.
no one can be sad while riding a sea doo
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
thank you for listening
i like things and stuff. sandwiches, flying kites, late night pyjama parties with popcorn and talking bout the boys we have crushes on, snakebites east van style.
i also have 5 facial piercings and four tattoos. just in case your wondering
if you would like to know more, just give me a shout.