The perfect woman:
1. Beautiful but doesn't let it get to her head.
2. Intelligent without needing to prove it.
3. Funny as hell.
I'm laid back, intelligent, sarcastic, humble, a terrific cook, paradoxical, and may incite boisterous laughter from time to time.
I'm a sucker for any combination of these (in no particular order):
Candor, an odd sense of humor, fearlessness, glasses, straight teeth, free spirits, goofiness, flexibility, good cooking, piggyback riders, kindness, a woman who can hold her liquor (until she passes out), feminine sensibilities, knowledge of sports, to be continued...
Dear " I swim, I cycle, I run, I ride, I hike...": your ??dating? profile is about one activity away from being a tampon commercial. Pretentiousness, haughtiness, misdirected anger, disdain for finger foods, clown makeup, dirty nails, feet that overlap the flipflops, teen angst, feigned ignorance, one who embraces their own ignorance like a shroud of invincibility,
toe thumbs, to be continued...
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring" --Carl Sagan