iSeeDivorcedPeople: I filled in all the blanks ... now what?
Smokes Often with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Oklahoma city, Oklahoma
60 year old Male, 5' 7" (170cm), Christian - other
Caucasian Aquarius with Blond(e)
iSeeDivorcedPeople is looking for a relationship.
High school
Too Poor to Pay Attention

Taken Today ... well, taken the other day now.

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? All my kids are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious

About Me
I smoke, I drink, I spit and I cuss ... and I am a little over weight ... if that bothers you then move along.

I don't have time to hate people that hate me because I am way too busy loving the people that love me.

I could go on forever but it won't do any good, no matter what I say here, the truth is ... if you don't like the pictures

up above then its doubtful that you would read my profile. That being said, don't tell me how to write my profile, its my page, my

time ... I can waste it if I want to ... and you can see I am really good at it!

Ok, seriously if you have read this far ... maybe, just maybe. you like my sense of humor, you're serious about finding a great guy and everything else will work out.

Some things I say are off the wall or even from left field, but my friends say, there is never a dull moment.

(Awkward pause)

(Crickets chirping)

Yep, another night with the drip of the sink and the tick of the clock!

I want everyone that reads this to do just one thing for me ....
"Expect something good to happen for you, Today!"

The truth is, you all seem so wonderful, I find it difficult to pick one, if I were picking jelly beans I would just choose

the red ones. Don't be fickle, send me a message if you want to talk ... I wont tell anyone you did. I promise!

First Date
I have a few ideas.

How fast can you guess these words?

1. B O O _ S

2. _ _ N D O M

3. F _ _ K

4. P _ N _ S

5. P U _ S _

6. S _ X

answers: 1. books ... 2. random ...3. fork ... 4. pants ... 5. pulse ... 6. six
You got all 6 wrong didn't you? You dirty minded freaks!