You Have Reached the Last Page of The Internet
There are no other links!
Due to the long strike on the part of the internet's web authors, we have used up every single last page which was on reserve.
The reserves have now been completely depleted and every page that has ever existed has been posted. Strike breaking web authors have been unsuccessful in their attempts to cross the picket lines and deliver new pages to the World Wide Web. We apologize for this inconvenience and hope that you have so far enjoyed your web browsing experience.
We believe that the strike will be over by Next Monday at 10:00 A.M. GMT and suggest that you shut down your computer until then.
Once again, we apologize for any inconvenience and urge you to return to your work, your families and loved ones or, enjoy the great outdoors until the strike is over.
We thank you for visiting the World Wide Web and hope that you have enjoyed yourself.
Now please shut down your computers!
~Hmmm, there is a magic lamp that keeps showing up on my screen, I am so tempted to rub it!~
I like to have fun, movies, being outside or inside, grilling and baking. I'm a good man to have, you can trust me. My children are important to me. I like boating & motorcycles, plus all kinds of music, among other things.
Would you like to walk in the moonlight, stick our toes in the mud, sit on a bridge and watch the moon sparkle on the waves as they
ripple by? All of these things I used to do but that was what seems to be a long time ago. What happened to those days ... well they
seem to have slipped away one day when I wasnt looking and now ... I feel like I want them again. If these are a few things that you
enjoy maybe we should get together and kicka few rocks in the dirt, spit watermellon seeds or just laugh and talk.
... and always remember,
"Every New Beginning Comes From Some Other Beginnings End!"