"I don't have time to hate people that hate me, because I am way too busy loving people that love me."
A lady asked a man if she was pretty, he said "No". She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever, he said "No". Then she asked him if he would cry if she walked away, he said "No". She had heard enough .... she needed to leave.
As she walked away he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He said "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don`t want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."
One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The man sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the man to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed and that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the guy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
"Every New Beginning Comes From Some Other Beginnings End"
If you told me ten years ago I would be on a computer dating site .. I would have told you the same thing I would tell you today .....
"I don't date computers!"
Last Sunday at church the preacher asked if anyone knew what the resurrection was ....
little Johnny raised his hand and said "Yep ... and if it lasts more than 4 hours you should call a doctor!"
I have read so many profiles I am blue in the face, looked at pictures till the cows came home!
I'm going to read the instructions now!
Okay ... where do we go from here? You wait for me to message you .... I wait for you to message me .....
I don't see how this is going to work out!
"If you want something you have never had before, you have to do something you have never done before!"
Ok, seriously ... maybe you like my sense of humor, you're serious about
finding a great guy and everything else will work out. At this age goals and aspirations boil down
to live as simply and as well as possible with the resources available.
"Expect something good to happen for you, Today!"
How fast can you guess these words?
1. B O O _ S
2. _ _ N D O M
3. F _ _ K
4. P _ N _ S
5. P U _ S _
6. S _ X
answers: 1. books ... 2. random ...3. fork ... 4. pants ... 5. pulse ... 6. six