I grew up in North Pole where the streets all have names like "Santa Claus Lane" and "Snowball Way," and the street lights look like giant candy canes.
I've taught English in Tokyo, worked for Country Music Television, wrote for a music journal, created gig posters for my favorite band, did character designs for video games, had a short story published, and lived in Florida long enough that a Southern accent may appear if I have a few beers and watch a Western.
We'd get along if you like to laugh your face off and explore new places. I'm not a Boston super-fan, although I love hockey. I do not wear ball caps, either to the side, backwards, with a straight bill or with tags. I collect vinyl records and love to cook for other people. I like craft beer and working out, but I do not flex in the mirror, drop weights like an idiot, or put shirtless photos of me anywhere. I prefer a pair of nice wing-tips to flip-flops, and I know how to tie a bow-tie. I bike everywhere but I'm not looking to run down pedestrians in crosswalks and I know what red lights mean. I'm a bourbon man. Sometimes I moonwalk from room to room. Kids think I'm awesome, because they're smarter than everyone else.