Our perfect date:
I pick you up in my 2009 jeep compass, sport edition. As you enter my sensible, fuel efficient vehicle, you are enveloped by the erotic scent of pine air freshener and weed.
Perched in the cup holders are two wine glasses. On the armrest a 20 dollar box of wine. We clink glasses, toasting the evening ahead: "isn't this illegal" you whisper sensually. "Only if driving under the influence of passion is against the law" I reply sexily.
And with that, my 4 door compact suv slowly accelerates us into the night.
To be continued....
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Using up my free passes to float life that I got two years ago for christmas