I laugh at all the 18&19 year old girls on here that say " I'm back in the dating world" lol your 18 and 19.. Where could u have possibly gone that you were there so long you are now back to the game??? What are you on? Your rebound from your first or second relationship? You silly girls need to stop snorting smarties! It honestly doesn't help make u smart! It just makes your boogers taste good lol
Oh and take time to clean your nasty a$$ dirty rooms or flush the toilet if ur gonna take mirror selfies it just shows me ur sloppy and or don't have opposable thumbs to flush with!!!
Friends are the key to both sanity and happiness! They give you places to go to escape grime life for a while, they also give you a place to go to enjoy life! I don't wanna hook up tho so please stop asking if I will! I don't wanna date either I just wanna have the chance to meet someone and have the opportunity to make some new acquaintances and hopefully friends!! 90% of my friend basis is female and I'm part of the crew when it's girls night!!! I'm lots of fun, off the wall entertaining and very reliable!!! If I make a plan I don't back out in them even if at last minute I want to!! I'm loud sarcastic, and also sweet and thoughtful! I enjoy poetry and ill give u a small sample of my poetry that also describes a part of my life!! Enjoy hope to hear from you!
Im a sea of molten lava that is cooling... on the surface i seem sturdy, but underneath i am red hot disaster that is in a constant fluctuating state while i become the man i choose to be and repair that damage that my volcanic path as caused!
I have a son I have him full time that's as far as we go on that topic, he is not a subject to share with random people so please don't bring up the kid topic!
I tend to be rather energetic, almost to a flaw, some of the other things that I feel are great things about me but also flaws are; I am too trusting, i see the good in people even though sometimes there isnt any, i bend over backwards for most all of my friends and when i need help dont feel right asking for it!, im generous with my time as well as my belongings, i love life and anything that causes a smile im more than okay with....
I am a promoter of SMILES if you dont smile at least once an hour than i can promise your not hanging out with me!
I like long drives just to get food at Mcdonalds in another city far away, never know who you may meet.
I like to treat people at fast food windows like people, rather than things that give me food,
people make mistakes... i am a people... so it is safe to say i make mistakes....
they say that love is blind.... and from some the people that i see that are married.... i Believe it!!
i dont like to be blatantly rude to someone,, but sometimes even ***holes need to be put in place..
I've been told I make Christian grey look like he belongs on Sesame Street ( just something I've been told I should disclose so the faint of heart beware) my sexual boundaries so far are endless no one has been able to complete my fantasies although I have no problem fulfilling theirs
I dont believe in calling women "****es" mainly cuz if i dont like them then why are they in my life? plus my mom would beat my ass if she ever heard me say that...
I open doors for women... Every door that i can get..
I carry girls over big puddles.. what?? i have nice jackets!
if i think it i say it.. if i say it you hear it.. if you hear it you just might not like what you heard...
I sometimes laugh when i fart!
I sometimes laugh when you fart
if someone gave me 100,000 dollars about 90,000 would go towards my jeep 5,000 to new clothes and then spend the rest on random stuff that wouldnt be useful in a week!
i sometimes randomly cry for no reason and blame it on my contacts being dry. i dont get why my eyes leak but they do!
i think some people think to highly of me and others are way to judgemental.
i like people with tattoos i love girls with tattoos,
i like the punky, goth style on a girl although i dress more preppy!
i like Coors Light above all other beers.
i dont drink hard alcohol often.. like 3 times a year!
i LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE golf.
im not good at golf!
Putt Putt is stupid
i think people who beliece facebook is a foundation for their friendships should all be put on an island and be eradicated due to either famine or experimental government diseases!
im not close with my family, even tho id like to be, i just dont know how to do it
ANYONE WHO WEARS WHITE SUNGLASSES ARE TOTAL TOP OF THE LINE SUMMERS EVE DOUCHES!!! (ps... i have a pair of glow in the dark shades and there are no lenses so that means they are not sunglasses and they have that glow in the dark greenish tint so in your face HATERS) ( and p.s.s this doesn't apply to women)
here are just a few things about me if you read this far at least let me know as im sure not too many people will even bother..
Just meeting and enjoying the company
Here's a list to help you ladies out with ur profiles.. All men know and judge ur profile off these things!
If all ur pictures are made with the camera above ur head, we know ur using ur boobs to block ur chubby belly, that and looking up to the camera makes your double or triple chin from showing!
If in all ur pics ur doing the duck lip thing we know u spent too much time in front of the mirror to perfect it
If u have ur main pic with u and friends ur probably using ur hot friend to attract attention to ur page but after we realize ur not the one we wanna see we bounce
When u say u don't wanna hook up but have pics of u in lingerie and underwear we know u are just saying that to throw off people u may know on
And if ur a "thicker" girl and u say u love hiking and anything outdoors but u look like a microwave queen and ur saying that cuz u liked when u went hiking and camping like 6 years ago!
So be real cuz guys are dumb, but u can't BS a bull shizer
Not to get creepy but I'm a wild kinda guy between the sheets ( only saying this cause if your sexually close minded id prefer to not know you) ( sex is to be enjoyed freely, not limited and shamed)
And almost every girl says they like to hike go boating four wheeling mudding camping yet for some reason when I bring these topics up they don't have camping gear, a boat, a four wheeler, or a truck!' So basically I automatically assume you do enjoy these things but you just prefer to freeload off of people who have these things instead of making it happen for yourself!
That's my rant and you can call me a jerk or narrow sighted but think about all the profiles you read on here' how many are set up to impress you and let you down when you meet them? Well I guarantee that I am in person as I portray myself on here! And that does me I'm looking for friends only I've got my son full time and I don't want to introduce him to a ton of random women, and I would just like more friends! This is all!
And lets think about this profile? Am I an a$$hole for saying this or r u too sensitive that u can't accept what I'm saying? And if so either way who's fault is that let me know!