ME: (in no particular order)
Simple, easygoing, kind, transparent, reliable, punctual, goofy, feisty, sarcastic, a thinker, picky, tenacious, loyal, a carnivore, homebody, queen of casual, Mom of a boy (14 soon), and a girl (11 soon), love my sleep - get a minimum of 8 hours per night, will choose comfort food over fancy gourmet any day!, same goes for restaurants- the less pretentious, the better, really enjoy leisurely breakfasts - bacon, eggs, toast, coffee (double double:)), drug-free, have never smoked anything in my 46 years, not once, drink socially a few times a year, have a potty mouth, love the sun, not fond of winter or xmas, known to fall asleep at movies, if it is the late show, give and expect to receive honesty at all times - if I look fat in the jeans - tell me damnit!, like to go with the flow rather than be so planned out, I no longer have a car and don't miss it, I do not eat fish, or anything that comes from the water!, I do not have any portable devices at the moment, but am buying my very first laptop soon :), (am borrowing my daughter's iPad to login here) still use a landline for phone calls, MAC over PC, no Facebook, no Instagram etc, I am not overly sensitive or emotional, not a delicate flower that needs to be protected - can hold my own, assertive but not aggressive, non-materialistic - only homemade gifts please!, candy makes me happy - especially Haribo gummy bears and fresh cotton candy ;), am fascinated by medical shows, such as Boston EMS - the real scenarios, maybe I was a doctor in my previous life :), love hiking and long walks, am good with camping, road trips when time permits, wired for long-term connections - spent 20 years with my ex, I have never had a gym membership, probably never will, I don't love chatting on the phone, but will prior to meeting, as it makes sense.
YOU: (my "wish list", also in no particular order)
Are Caucasian, 6+ feet, 200-240 lbs, Live in Toronto, or within a maximum 30 min radius on public transit, have your own place, are employed - preferably 9-5 type, full time hours, not part time here and there, are available to meet some evenings and weekends and are open and available to a long-term, monogamous relationship should we click, make sure that you have had ample time to heal and have given yourself time to meet and date many people - if you broke up with your ex a month ago - you have not had enough time, not allergic to gluten or peanuts or dairy, are somewhat handy :), not an obsessed gym rat or sports junkie ie: could and would miss a workout or game to go for a lovely walk at the beach, are more inclined to naturally wear a ballcap, sporty tee and camo shorts and flipflops over a fedora, button down shirt and Birkenstocks, are done having babies or do not want any (with certainty), don't need pills to keep you happy or focused, don't spend hours playing video games, if you have gnarly teeth - save up and fix 'em - you will be happy that you did and won't be hiding that smile in all of your pics anymore, will indulge in my many yummy homemade desserts with zero hesitation or guilt, be yourself no matter what - don't be like so many mirage men out there who like all of the same things as I do, be real, not an adrenaline junkie, thrill-seeker type - motorcycles are a deal breaker, do not expect me to be able to travel at this point in my life, will want me to hang out with you and your close buddies/family and not act any differently, will make me laugh hysterically as much as possible, you do not snore, or don't mind sleeping elsewhere, preferably are not as hairy as the orangutans at the zoo, animal lover, have a solid grasp of the English language and know how to use : there, their and they're, your and you're, to, too and two, dinning versus dining! ...and... peak versus the correct pique! See this ALL the time.