BeachMermaid70: Reel clever, real blonde ;)
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Toronto (beach), Ontario
47 year old Female, 5' 8" (173cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Taurus
BeachMermaid70 is actively seeking a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Beach Bum
Media, M-F, 9-5'r

July 31, 2017

I am Seeking a Man For Long Term
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
~ Online dating at this age feels a lot like shopping in the "AS IS" room at IKEA ~ haha

I would say that my type is Mike Holmes Junior (google him) - naturally cute/adorable, fair caucasian, clean cut, *****MINIMUM 6 feet tall, approx 225lbs, sporty, handy, casual........and living within a 30 minute radius of the beach on public transit is a must. *I no longer have a car*

ME: (in no particular order)

Simple, easygoing, kind, generous, transparent, reliable, punctual, goofy, feisty, sarcastic, a thinker, picky, tenacious, loyal, a carnivore, homebody, queen of casual, Mom of a boy (14), and a girl (11), love my sleep - get a minimum of 8 hours per night, will choose comfort food over fancy gourmet any day!, same goes for restaurants- the less pretentious, the better, really enjoy leisurely breakfasts - bacon, eggs, toast, coffee (double double:)), drug-free, have never smoked anything in my 47 years, not once, drink socially a few times a year, have a potty mouth, love the sun, not fond of winter or xmas, known to fall asleep at movies - if it is the late show, give and expect to receive honesty at all times - if I look fat in the jeans - tell me damnit!, like to go with the flow rather than be so planned out, I no longer have a car and don't miss it, I do not eat fish, or anything that comes from the water!, still use a landline for phone calls, MAC over PC, I am not overly sensitive or emotional, not a delicate flower that needs to be protected - can hold my own, assertive but not aggressive, non-materialistic - only homemade gifts please!, candy makes me happy - especially Haribo gummy bears and fresh cotton candy ;), am fascinated by medical shows, such as Boston EMS - the real scenarios, maybe I was a doctor in my previous life :), love hiking and long walks, am good with camping, road trips when time permits, wired for long-term connections - spent 20 years with my ex, I have never had a gym membership, probably never will, I don't love chatting on the phone, but will prior to meeting, as it makes sense. I am not a daredevil. I am NOT getting on any motorcycles, so if that is one of your passions, then we likely will not mesh well.

Here's a line for ya - sex must have passion and emotion and love to be worthwhile, if not, i am not interested. In order to have that - it takes time, so if you aren't willing to invest the time, then it is best that we don't meet up.

My match will be someone who is stable, has not been hospitalized or medicated with prescription drugs to keep their mood in check, please. The pharmaceutical companies out there definitely aren't fond of me!

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
A long walk at the beach.


Cuddling triggers the same neurological reaction as taking painkillers.

Holding hands with someone you love can alleviate physical pain as well as stress and fear.

Falling in love has similar neurological effects as a cocaine high.

Men who kiss their wives in the morning are said to live five years longer than men who don’t.

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