Hello my name is Sassy I am a Siberian Husky mix my owner Kenny has completely given up on this site and doesn't bother checking it. I however have not given up and I am looking for a good woman for my master one who will give me lots of treats uh I mean one who will treat him good.
He's not bad looking for a ugly hairless human he needs to go to the gym more I used to wake him up at 6am but he is so damn lazy so I punish him by eating his socks and underwear, he recently moved me up here so I can chase rabbits while he looks for a stable job.
He is something called a "freelance artist " but all I see him do is work out of the garage building costume props so other hairless humans can look ridiculous at anime and comic book conventions. Dont get me wrong he's very good at what he does, he just smells like paint and resin everyday.
He loves watching all kinds of silly shows on that shiny noisy box of his like Game of Thrones, walking dead, black sails, arrow, blah blah blah.
Anything else you wanna know ask me I'm his dog...... I know EVERYTHING!
Your first date should include me cause I need to inspect you , sniff you , check you for fleas and see if your hiding any food. My master sucks at picking places for dates so I'll pick the spot. Keep in mind if your no good for my owner I'll chase you away