Please do not contact me if you are incapable or composing a coherent message with complete sentences. If you are unfamiliar with any of the words in the previous sentence, I am talking about you.
Where are you my love?
You have a very high IQ. (around 160) You are a brilliant conversationalist. You love to travel and you feel you can passionately adore me*. You are an adult (financially and emotionally responsible). You are in good shape physically and only a little off mentally (at least it seems that way to people with lower IQ"s). You do not have to be an Atheist. I understand the need for but don't believe in imaginary beings. Can't wait to hear from you and start the process of getting to know each other.
Don't get too excited when you read the *. This is not going to happen until I know you are the one. Please don't think that you are getting lucky just because I make out with you on the third or fourth date. One does not follow the other. If you do not have the patience to wait until we know more about who each other are to have sex, then please keep moving and don't darken my door.
*By Passionately adore me I mean that I want our naked bodies passionately entwined every night. I want to be horribly miss when we are not together as I will miss you. I want to be kissed and caressed and lusted after. I want to be dominated in bed and respected as an equal. I know you are out there. Please come find me. I'm ready to love again.