Ok, a little about me......
I believe in the 2nd amendment, do you?
If you don't have a sense of humor, skip over me.
If u guys r taking the time to take pixs of yourselves then why can't u show some teeth when u smile. I refuse to hang around with any grumps....seriously. Its sooooo unattractive. Otherwise if I have to keep begging for u all to smile, then skip over me. Cause I will Not reply to u if u don't look happy in your pixs. Do half of you all have any teeth?? Oh, I know what it is with you guys. If you're not smiling then maybe you dont have anything to smile about... and you and I knows what that means......eh???
I am Caucasian, so I will ONLY date Caucasian. ...OK????
No Pot heads or nightly drunks. Cause then our conversations will be wasted.
Guys, how about putting more effort in to your introduction when writing to me. A one word sentence isnt gonna cut it. I wont answer you. Try a couple of sentences......ok?
No bible thumpers.
I am actually 100real!
I have no tattoos and only 2 holes in my head......one in each ear.
I have had no DUI's, DWI or any criminal record. I have a very clean background......... you???
I keep my name clean and I would like to think that I have some "clout".
I am laid back and I DONT fret over the small stuff. I never have anxiety attacks nor am wishy washy or have ADHD or Bi-Bolar. I take NO MEDS!
I love to dance to rock n roll, love the beach tikis bars, concerts, road trips and flying galore. Day trips to Manhattan, or ORD.
Dont contact me if you are STILL married, or in the process of a divorce. I will NOT be your rebound. I am not married so why would I want to hang with someone who is?? You will only be wasting our time.
I refuse to settle for less than what I deserve, wouldn't you?
I dont mind having to work out. We all have to nowadays. really not a choice anymore. So I joined a fancy-smacy fitness center. When I am there I try to spend 2 hrs hitting all the machines.
I hate to say this guys but, dont you start to demand that your package should rule my life. Come on now...for real????
I mean I like sex but u guys tend to think that that is all there is to your life. Dont you? NOT KIDDING!
BTW.......Am NOT on here looking for sex. I dont need the "Heated Rush". Sex is easy, but finding that right person isnt .
I am NOT a "BBW". I have NO JUNK in my trunk!! Good God, how embarrassing would that be??? Would you really like to take one of them out in public??? Hell, I wouldn't even WANT to be in public by MYSELF if I had all that on me. If it jiggles when I walk, then its coming off, No questions asked. I would EVEN be embarrassed to perform in bed with all that weight on me. Sorry, that's NOT me and never WAS. I wear a size 8 pants and my top is a little bigger because of my 100% real breasts. Legs are nice and tan and I have little cellulite on them, just I recently broke my foot/ankle. AND.......by the way, being big is NOT beautiful (bbw), its being downright lazy, dont you think??
One guy kept asking me if I wanted to get lucky. LOL I had to laugh about that one cause it was really him...that wanted to "get lucky". You guys are whore dogs!!
Guys!!!! Yeah, all u guys....What on earth is with all of your sunset and scenery pictures that you all have posted on here??? We gals DONT want to see those when we should be seeing pictures of you!!! Replace those with more pixs of yourself or even nude pics of yourself. GET RID OF THE SUNSET PICS AND THE PIXS OF YOU HOLDING A FISH FROM THE SEA..... Who in the heck cares?????? You don't see me posting sunset and fish pixs, do you? We want to see more of ur tush!!! AND.........we all know you can fish. You can probably fish better for that one that swims than for the one that walks!! :-)
There could be sooo much more to tell u about myself, but will save that for later.
Am semi-retired from a huge commercial airline. So I love to travel.
I recently moved from Boot Ranch, Palm Harbor to Largo to get closer to Paradise. So I have plenty of places to go meet up around here.
Would be a fun date, cause that is what I am about. If you are a slightly boring person.....hmmmmmm, we will have to get you a lot of caffeine....or some tequila! Haha
But......no date until I have actually met you before hand. Because....what if I don't like you????? Then I still have to sit around and finish dinner or drinks or such......Nope. Not gonna do it, it wouldn't be prudent.
A meet up at the beach or somewhere where we can walk and do something. I don't like sitting. Plz, You should be proportion of weight to height.
AND no die hard Democrats. Not EVEN any Democrats at all, Cause you and I will be fighting all the time and I wont be putting up with any Liberal nonsense from ANYONE!! So feel free to skip over me, PLEASE!!
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