How does this work again? Somewhere amongst the read, deleted, and unread deleted messages we're supposed to find a friend...a soul mate...a lover....dare I say, THE ONE?! Who do we think we are? Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan? Of course we are! Apparently human beings are compatible with 1 in 5 members of the opposite sex. Coincidentally, 1 in 5 relationships start online. And they all start the same way....swooning over a shirtless bathroom pic or a candid cleavage shot. We trace our mouse pointer around those chiseled abs and exquisite curves. Initial contact is made. HAHA's and LOL's explode like fireworks in the sky. Conversation is fun and flirty in the beginning. But only until the 4th message or so. Then it's time to get serious. Because then it's time to start talking about your favourite things. And that's no joke. Colours. Food. Music. These are the building blocks of an online relationship. Compatibility at its finest. You know it's something special, since the HAHA's and LOL's have now evolved into ROFL's and LMFAO's. But only briefly. Because now the conversation gets serious again. Now, it's time to MEET.
(Forgive me for not actually talking "about me". I much prefer to sing about me... www.soundclick.com/esinem)
First date...that's up to the guy to decide. Wait. I am the guy. Ok, how about I decide to let you decide? I'm sure whatever we do it will be perfectly awkward yet awkwardly perfect. That being said, you probably wouldn't want to date me anyway. You should check out that other guy's profile....the one where he's flexing his abs with his shirt off. I'm sure he'd love to take you out and talk non-stop about his suped-up Honda Civic. Zoom Zoom.
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