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Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back, Paul, says, "Oh yeah, Oh yeah!"
Then the first guy turns around and says, " Hey Paul, shut up!"
Then two women come out and start stripping. Paul, once again, starts, "Yeah baby..mmmm....yeah!"
Once again the guy in front turns around and tells Paul to be quiet. So three women come out and start stripping. Paul is silent.
The guy in front says, "Hey Paul, where's all your excitement now?"
Paul says, "All over your back
****** I don't bite, well.....! Not that hard anyways. LOL! ;) ******
Doesn't anybody use the chat feature on here anymore?
********* I want my first date to be my last date!! ;) ********
*******I'm looking for someone to take me off here and keep me off here!!! :P *******
I'm a single mom who's child is her priority! He comes first. I'm going back to school to become an Administative Assistant when I grow up. I like all kinds
of music, anything that gets my foot tapping when I hear it. I love horses.I love to fish. I like to draw and paint. To many interests and hobbies to list
again. Just ask I will tell you. *** I love to kiss and cuddle with the right guy.*** I love to joke around and laugh and make others laugh. I'm a HUGE fan of
the TV show, The Walking Dead!! Any Walking Dead friends ou there hit me up!! :) I love Halloween! FYI: I am a smartass. I always say its better
than being a dumbass!
What Iam looking for, the guy who makes me have butterflies when we are together. Knows how to treat a woman. Someone who is old fashioned,
believes in opening doors for a woman, pulling out their chair etc... I'm looking for HONEST, Loyal, Faithful, Trustworthy, Respectful to others and me of
course, Caring, Loving, Romantic, Fun, Sense of Humor, a Protecter of the ones he loves. I likeTall men also! Should have some of the same interests as I do. *** I love
Cowboys and Bald men...now if you have hair thats ok but bald men turn me on... Now Bald Cowboys, hmmmmmm.......WOW!! just saying! ***
*****IF YOUR GOING TO PLAY ME, LIE TO ME, ABUSE ME or NOT RESPECT or BE UNFAITHFUL THEN MOVE ON I DON'T HAVE THE TIME...I"m tired of playing mens games. IF YOUR LOOKING FOR A FLING OR BOOTY CALL KEEP LOOKING IM LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL ONE!******
I will try to answer all your emails so don't be afraid to send one, you will never know until you try!
Someplace public...like a coffee house. Maybe go to the zoo, get lunch, maybe a walk in a park, Someplace that we both agree on.