~~~~~~JOKE FOR THE DAY!!!~~~~~~
Terry joined the army and was terrified about having to make his first parachute jump. On the day of the jump he told his wife that he couldn't do it but she reassured him and sent him off for the jump. On his return she asked him how it went.
"Dreadful!" he said. "When the plane got to 10,000 feet, we lined up for the jump and when it got to my turn I just froze in the doorway!"
"So what happened?" she pressed.
"The Sergeant came up behind me pulled out his huge****and said that if I didn't jump he's stick it right up my a***!" said the embarrassed husband.
"Well did you jump?" she asked
"Yes, - a little bit at first..."
****** I don't bite, well.....! Not that hard anyways. LOL! ;) ******
Doesn't anybody use the chat feature on here anymore?
********* I want my first date to be my last date!! ;) ********
*******I'm looking for someone to take me off here and keep me off here!!! :P *******
I'm a single mom who's child is her priority! He comes first. I'm going back to school to become an Administative Assistant when I grow up. I like all kinds
of music, anything that gets my foot tapping when I hear it. I love horses.I love to fish. I like to draw and paint. To many interests and hobbies to list
again. Just ask I will tell you. *** I love to kiss and cuddle with the right guy.*** I love to joke around and laugh and make others laugh. I'm a HUGE fan of
the TV show, The Walking Dead!! Any Walking Dead friends ou there hit me up!! :) I love Halloween! FYI: I am a smartass. I always say its better
than being a dumbass!
What Iam looking for, the guy who makes me have butterflies when we are together. Knows how to treat a woman. Someone who is old fashioned,
believes in opening doors for a woman, pulling out their chair etc... I'm looking for HONEST, Loyal, Faithful, Trustworthy, Respectful to others and me of
course, Caring, Loving, Romantic, Fun, Sense of Humor, a Protecter of the ones he loves. I likeTall men also! Should have some of the same interests as I do. *** I love
Cowboys and Bald men...now if you have hair thats ok but bald men turn me on... Now Bald Cowboys, hmmmmmm.......WOW!! just saying! ***
*****IF YOUR GOING TO PLAY ME, LIE TO ME, ABUSE ME or NOT RESPECT or BE UNFAITHFUL THEN MOVE ON I DON'T HAVE THE TIME...I"m tired of playing mens games. IF YOUR LOOKING FOR A FLING OR BOOTY CALL KEEP LOOKING IM LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL ONE!******
I will try to answer all your emails so don't be afraid to send one, you will never know until you try!
Someplace public...like a coffee house. Maybe go to the zoo, get lunch, maybe a walk in a park, Someplace that we both agree on.