he says to me: you wanna be a bad guy?I say" Yeah Baby, i wanna be Bad! i just crush up space ponies, i'm making gravy without the lumps!"
Go on, message me!--looking for someone i can't say no to
I'm a bleeding heart,if you protect it i'll always be loyal..
OH and by the way..
I'm ****** Awesome
Stuff I LOVE:
Making Me Laugh, fun & Social observation and experiments; so if I say some off the wall stuff, I just wanna know if you're paying attention.
analyzing themes and having philosophical conversations, Reading, TV, Movies; You're My Boy,Blue!!! Writing,Singing,Dancing
I'm a tom-boy, at times girly-girl, I like to get my hands dirty then wash 'em off with sparkly fruit scented soap. I know when you're full of it,you dirty old man.. I'm a highly spiritual person & at times, I'm caring,unpretentious, loving and love-able--I've been a glamazon and a filthy hippie..I know how to appreciate everything in between. I curse like a sailor, but not in front of your mom.Unless she curses like a sailor too.
Rock,pop,disco,Jazz,and classical.. all but rap,trance, & country..
IF you lie like cheap oriental rug, cheat, steal,can't spell/aren't smart, are emotionally unavailable, have bad acne or Just want to see my vagina, Don't Waste My Time!!..
Goals and aspirations:
1.)Become a Registered Dental Hygienist
2.) Own a home, maybe more than one because I'd like to
3.) Travel, have fun, do my best to stay young at heart
4.) Find the balance between saintly and wicked and/or Remain idealistic in the face of a F'd up reality(I'm more a sunny-sweet than a good-hearted crook)--I guess I don't want to be surprised when people do good things just because they can.
4.)I don't want to be surprised when people do good things just because they can.
5.)Meet someone worthy. No trust means no intimacy and without intimacy the relationship is definitely not romantic.
5.)Meet someone. I'm not saying you have to be god-- I bet he even laughs at people sometimes
After I've done at least these five things, I will be pleased.
If you're creepy,Lame,ugly 'inside' or out, have bad ulterior motives, you don't intend to stick around and are chubby and not just a little bit, chances are I don't like you, And there will not be one.
You don't like when fat chicks hide flaws, don't hide yours! Ha-ha!
I'm wasting my time if: you're a grabby dirty old man, lie, not available, broke, short ,don't shower, have anger issues, can't think past your penis,-- ('cause I DO look good)-- or a tendency to forget your wallet..