Before we get started let us get a few things out of the way...
- Yes, I have a car.
No, I will not help you move.
- Serious inquiries only. I am not here to provide free food and drink to the NYC transient dating community.
- Two words, homophonic heterographs. Know them, use them, love them. Just so we're clear, I'm referring to grammar, not sexual orientation.
And now, on with the show!
RULES OF POF
Rule #1, we do not talk about POF.
Rule #2, we DO NOT talk about POF, if you absolutely must talk about POF you will only discuss dates worse than the one you are currently on.
Rule #3, if someone says "stop" goes limp or taps out, the date is over.
Rule #4, only two people to a date, unless you're in to that sort of thing.
Rule #5, one date at a time
Rule #6, shirts and shoes are optional and at the discretion of the parties involved. Both participants must be in agreement on the amount of clothing to be worn.
Rule #7, dates will go on as long as they have to, usually until one party runs screaming in terror from the other.
Rule #8, if this is your first time on POF you HAVE to date
Semi recent transplant to Brooklyn, looking to meet some new friends and experience this great city. I am an open minded, adventurous and believe that no amount of words in an "about me" box can accurately describe who I am. Half the fun of spending time with someone is the getting to know them part :-)
I am from the south. Yes I have an accent, no I don't sound like Larry the cable guy.
I like strong, independent women. I believe that a relationship consists of two people choosing to walk through life together, not leading or following the other.
proper grammar and spelling are a huge turn on, and surprisingly hard to find.
No, I don't take naked mirror pictures of myself.
I'm not much into the club scene, I don't see the point in screaming over filling rattling music just to carry on a conversation.
If you cannot pick up on sarcasm it will never work out between us ;-)
Please, for the love of all that is good and logical, tidy up a bit before you take your duck face bathroom mirror picture.
Anybody else feel like you are sifting through the clearance bin at Kmart while you are on this thing?......Anyone?.......Bueller?.....Bueller?........