RULES OF POF
Rule #1, we do not talk about POF.
Rule #2, we DO NOT talk about POF, if you absolutely must talk about POF you will only discuss dates worse than the one you are currently on.
Rule #3, if someone says "stop" goes limp or taps out, the date is over.
Rule #4, only two people to a date, unless you're in to that sort of thing.
Rule #5, one date at a time
Rule #6, shirts and shoes are optional and at the discretion of the parties involved. Both participants must be in agreement on the amount of clothing to be worn.
Rule #7, dates will go on as long as they have to, usually until one party runs screaming in terror from the other.
Rule #8, if this is your first time on POF you HAVE to date
Semi recent transplant to Brooklyn, looking to meet some new friends and experience this great city. I am an open minded, adventurous and believe that no amount of words in an "about me" box can accurately describe who I am. Half the fun of spending time with someone is the getting to know them part :-)
I am from the south. Yes I have an accent, no I don't sound like Larry the cable guy.
I like strong, independent women. I believe that a relationship consists of two people choosing to walk through life together, not leading or following the other.
proper grammar and spelling are a huge turn on, and surprisingly hard to find.
No, I don't take naked mirror pictures of myself.
I'm not much into the club scene, I don't see the point in screaming over filling rattling music just to carry on a conversation.
If you cannot pick up on sarcasm it will never work out between us ;-)
Please, for the love of all that is good and logical, tidy up a bit before you take your duck face bathroom mirror picture.
Anybody else feel like you are sifting through the clearance bin at Kmart while you are on this thing?......Anyone?.......Bueller?.....Bueller?........