Position Available: My Girlfriend (Please see details below)
Position Benefits: • Acquisition of somewhat mature boyfriend • Someone to open tight jar lids • Date for major holidays • Fun • Good times • Love • Romance • Frequent kissing and cuddling • Occasional meals cooked (most likely breakfast in bed) • Occasional surprises • Shoulder to cry on • Someone who will ask “How was your day, honey?” • Travel partner • Your mother will stop nagging you about when you're going to meet a nice guy • 401K • Comprehensive dental. Other benefits open for negotiation upon your request and the employer’s desire for you to fill this position.
The ideal applicant will possess the following characteristics: • Intelligence • Sense of humor • Integrity • Adventurous spirit
***update...on a more serious note, I am not a serial dater. Never have, never will. I do not understand how people can build a relationship if they have multiple other ones, or portray that they are "single" when they have already been dating someone ...so please be truthful to me, yourself, and the relationship and invest in what we could potentially have, not in other ones along the side. If I am "good" and you are looking for "better" than lets call it even and I'll let you keep looking:)