This site asks if you have children....i have a child...not plural. She's everything I ever wanted and needed to make my life worth living after the military.
I'm made up of 80% alkaline water, the rest lean meat and matter.
I need my passport stamped at least once every other year.
Don't have a taste for sweets not unless you put hot peppers on it.
I do not engage in posturing
I live to water my seed so she grows smarter than me and every other man.
I eat all creatures especially ones under the sea (watch out little mermaid)
To piggy back off last statement- i hate cooking vegetables, please be proficient in area I lack.