I am an astronaut, philanthropist, and yoga guru. I've modeled swimsuits in Milan and walked across the Atlantic barefoot. And after learning to speak 12 languages well in complete isolation in a Buddhist monastery, I became an international spy. So now I travel the world on my private yachts doing classified secrets and sipping martinis... Extra dirty.
I may have fluffed that a bit, but anyways... For the whole truth message me, and we'll chat and I'll fill you in on my secret missions.