Im a lazy overweight drama queen. I have more baggage than Samsonite. When im not drunk im probably in jail. I dont clean, cook or work. I've never been faithful and I enjoy stalking my 12 exes. My hobbies include the couch, spending money, and chips.
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Bring me a tall boy, some chewing tobacco and rub my feet. Take me for a bucket of chicken and then bowling. Ill get loud and drunk and get us kicked out. Ill cry all the way home about my nail polish until i get violent and then throw up. You carry me to my couch where I pass out and snore like a bear. You leave.