bar > club
classic rock > pop
90s music > 80s music
books > video games
Rolling Stones > Beatles
horror flick > chick flick
tattoos > piercing
hiking > couch
intellect > looks
pro-choice > pro-life
I'm smart, sarcastic, and witty. I believe in the Oxford comma. I also believe in the death penalty. I don't believe in God, but I totally get a human's need for him. I am loud. I am very ambitious but say 'yes' too much. I love Sandra Bullock and Stevie Nicks. I love elephants equally as much. I prefer to be self-sufficient and don't like people doing things for me that I'm perfectly capable of doing or learning to do myself.
I just completed my first marathon in mid-September. It was absolutely horrible. I'll probably do it again next year.
I'm attracted to smart, rugged men with facial hair who have their sh!t together. That means no drug use, bro.
Honestly, if you can't spell, I won't even reply to your message.
I have a little terrier I adopted, Toto. She's pretty much the only kid I ever want.
I want to eventually become a homicide detective. My TV perpetually broadcasts shows about murders, serial killers, and the like (except on Saturdays during football season - RMFT! ).
"My alone feels so good, I'll only have you if you're sweeter than my solitude. " Warsan Shire
I'm 28 already!? gah, when did that happen?