I won't settle for anything less than mad, passionate, extraordinary love.
And I know what qualities I seek in a man, so if you don't have them, I won't waste our time. I can buy my own dinner.
In a nutshell:
bar > club
classic rock > pop
90s music > 80s music
books > video games
Rolling Stones > Beatles
horror flick > chick flick
no pants > pants
tattoos > piercing
hiking > couch
intellect > looks
coffee > hot tea
poor grammar/spelling = not interested
I workout multiple times a week and would appreciate someone who also takes care of himself.
I am a sucker for tall, Latin men; beards; chest hair; and nice, juicy butts.
I love Judge Judy. I have major crushes on Kid Rock and Chef Gordon Ramsey. I am obsessed with Sandra Bullock.
I agree with everything I've read of Ayn Rand's.
I like the first dates to be short and sweet, so if I don't like you or you don't like me, we can just finish our drinks and it'll be over.