I am a fun hating person. I am lazy at work and I even more lazy when it comes to play. I find it hard to get along with anyone because I'm very uptight and love drama in my life. Oh and I HATE PUPPIES! Haha! I am just kidding, well about most of it ;)
If I had to pick my best attribute, is it that I am vary intelgent doode who can hold vary ensightful convursations on lots of goode topics becase I speak real good. O, and I reed a book every day, I reed that FaceBook daily.
I am really excited to try this online dating thing. I mean can you imagine what would happen to me if I went to a bar in my boxers and wife beater to try to pick up women? But here on POF I can do that! Too cool!
Ok seriously though, I keep very busy and love my life. I don't have the time or inclination to date everyone under the sun anymore, and I have no problem meeting people. I'm extremely selective, and am just fine if I don't meet anyone on here... BUT, if you're someone really really really special, I'd love to have you along for the ride and make our already great lives that much better.
So what am I looking for? I would like a girl who looks like a supermodel, is funnier than Tina Fey, and more loaded than Oprah. It is a huge plus if you own a super exotic super car as well. Is that too much to ask? Ok then, I will settle for someone who owns a super car. A Ferrari will do. The rest is negotiable. (Other than being a blood relative of course)
Second serious thing but this is really the most important. I am looking for Christian gal. Strengthening my relationship with God is the most important thing in my life.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I can't wait to meet you. Our first date is going to be amazing. Let me give you a little preview. First I will give you a red rose, then take you to a drive thru of any fast food resturant you want in the nicest part of town. During the dinner, you will be interrogated with 10 deal-breaking questions that you must get all correct. And if you do, you may proceed to order dessert. Then for the grand prize, I will take you home to meet my parents so we can get the wedding arrangements started!! Sounds amazing? I KNOW! Well.....unless, you had something else in mind.