* Hey Princess, I'm fresh out of Tiaras.
* I don't date chicks that carry knives, anymore.
* It takes more than beauty to be beautiful.
* if you post 12 year old pictures, we're going Dutch.
* I'm tired of girls telling me,"You remind me of my brother".
* How can I explain when you just kicked me in the balls!!!
* I twitch when I'm falling asleep.
* Sometimes, the best things happen when I DON'T get my way.
* I daydream at the worst possible times.
* I speed when I'm rocking out.
* I crave chocolate at midnight.
* If you like me at night, you'll love me in the morning.
* Dile a tu Mami que soy tu favorito.
Stay thirsty my friends
Aptitude Test (jk)
A scary movie, so you can hold me really tight, actually I think a movie is a bad idea for a first date. Maybe something with White Linens and Candles.