Apparently I don’t feel complete without having a bunch of strangers scrutinize me on the internet, so….. Here I am. Again. Instead of listing off a bunch of qualities I feel describe myself to try and ****ing impress you; I’m going to change this sh*tup.
“I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he or she was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.” – Lisa Kleypas
Things I am doing with my life:
DMT. ****loads of DMT.
Preparing myself for a life full of adventures.
Going to school to learn how to bury dead people.
I’m really good at:
Tweaking. However it’s the good tweaking, or at least the kind that isn’t annoying. I’m not a raging meth head. Apologies to all the raging meth heads that see this… It just wasn’t meant to be.
“Being real” whatever the **** that means – like as opposed to what? Being imaginary? What the hell
Being an offensive ass, because, why not. Life’s too short to walk on eggshells around you sensitive ass.
Some people describe me as being impulsive or impetuous. I am not down to earth at all, nor am I chill. My head is always in the clouds and at any given moment I may spontaneously combust..
You should message me if….:
You think this kid covered "Get Lucky" flawlessly; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6NDY8FSr9M&feature=youtu.be
You aren't an angry****with a stick up your ass. Unless you don’t mind if I pull it out and beat you with it.
I take care of my body, teeth and take hygiene seriously, I expect you to do the same.
You aren't High Maintenance. I don’t like women that wear ****loads of makeup and are scared they are going break a nail if they do something a little bit physical.
If your idea of a good time every weekend doesn’t consist of clubbing and/or partying.
You aren’t a Barbie doll that doesnt't understand sarcasm.
I don’t get any further into social networking than Facebook because it’s invasive and I’m not a ****ing doucherocket.
You’re a woman who has a… sense of style, the ability to run in heels, a spark in her eye and a killer smile.
If you have fallen into any of those categories, I am extremely busy and I don’t own a cellphone.
If not, then feel free to message me and ask for my number.
To send a message to Kota03 you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 18 and 24.
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
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Must not do drugs
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