Apparently I don’t feel complete without having a bunch of strangers scrutinize me on the internet, so….. Here I am. Again. Instead of listing off a bunch of qualities I feel describe myself to try and ****ing impress you; I’m going to change this sh*tup.
“Simplicity is Beautiful."
Things I am doing with my life:
DMT. ****loads of DMT.
Preparing myself for a life full of adventures.
I’m really good at:
“Being real” whatever the **** that means – like as opposed to what? Being imaginary? What the hell
Being an offensive ass, because, why not. Life’s too short to walk on eggshells around you sensitive ass.
Some people describe me as being impulsive or impetuous. I am not down to earth at all, nor am I chill. My head is always in the clouds and at any given moment I may spontaneously combust..
You should message me if….:
You think this kid covered "Get Lucky" flawlessly; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6NDY8FSr9M&feature=youtu.be
You aren't an angry****with a stick up your ass. Unless you don’t mind if I pull it out and beat you with it.
You aren't High Maintenance. I don’t like women that wear ****loads of makeup and are scared they are going break a nail if they do something a little bit physical.
If your idea of a good time every weekend doesn’t consist of clubbing and/or partying.
You aren’t a Barbie doll that doesnt't understand sarcasm.
I don’t get any further into social networking than Facebook because it’s invasive and I’m not a ****ing doucherocket.
You’re a woman who has a… sense of style, the ability to run in heels, a spark in her eye and a killer smile.