FIRST OFF: Since I see a lot of women referencing the items below...here's my 2 cents.
I have a truck and it's paid off...it even runs... there's no rebel flag or gun rack in the window neither.
I have a job in a office that I work in between 45-55 hours a week...but I've been known to escape occasionally.
I've never been in prison...so you don't have to worry about my pants being worn below my butt. (No Ankle Monitor Either)
All of my furniture and appliances are paid off...On a good day, I can even work most of them.
I've been told I smell great...I guess not farting in public helps?
I shower once or twice a day...usually twice if one chirps out unannounced. ***Disclaimer - I do not suffer from walking farts.***
My smile shows all teeth are there...you follow a redneck around long enough...you can get one of theirs.
I can spell and form complete sentences...I've noticed SEVERAL of you can't...so quit pointing the finger!
If you have breast augmentation...I reserve the right to put a sock in my pants...eyes up...you're not talking to the sock!
Graffiti on the "Girls"? Maybe I should have Foghorn Leghorn drawn on my "Tallywhacker"? (Remember...eyes up!)
I am classy & old school...just basically a little warped at times! (Could be a defective gene but I've grown to like it!)
Despite what you may read here...I am actually well behaved in public (unless nobody's looking)
Romance is a two-way street. We're adults so put on your big girl panties and let's slow dance together.
The Phone App stays connected with the POF servers giving the illusion that I am always here...I most certainly am not!
I know this is a long read but I may as well weed out the LAZY fish!
I guess the one thing others always say about me is that I am resourceful. I will always find a way! I'm pretty good at doing most things and I learn quickly. I'm not a Rocket Scientist by any means but I always strive to do my best in any endeavor. I am all business at work but after work, it's time to relax!
Admittedly, I'm a little off the wall and a handful (especially with the sock) but I try to look at life from a different perspective and basically make fun of it. While there is a time to be serious, life is just too short not to be laughing as much as possible.
I'm pretty much game for anything but I also have my moments that I just prefer to stay at home and relax. I enjoy a good movie or board games or maybe chasing each other around the house? I love romantic time with my partner…sharing a bottle of wine or champagne and enjoying each others company.
While I am open to doing most anything, skydiving is going to be a hard sell to me. About the only way you're going to get me to jump out of a plane is to get me drunk and push me out because jumping out of a perfectly good airplane and getting the $#!T scared out of me is not yet on my bucket list! See housebroken note below
I do smoke occasionally, but I do my best to keep it away from others. As well, I don't smoke in my own house. I'm not that big of a drinker either, Ever try explaining to a Policeman why you’re chasing a parked car? Besides, I can get goofy enough just being sober. I’ve been called “Squirrel Bait” before and I’ve been informed that means I’m nuts! I want a 2nd opinion!
I've done a lot of things in my life and I'm still capable of most of them and it doesn't take me long to get the rust off and get back into the swing of things. Anything you see in my interests...I have done, am doing, or want to do again, and I'm sure I've missed some things. NOTE: Skydiving wasn't one of them.
I will always have your back in any situation! I want you to know that you can always count on me to stand behind you, and/or in front of you, when needed. There is no problem that can't be solved and it's better to solve them together. Isn't that what couples are supposed to do?
I'm not looking for a quick romp in the hay and I don’t have to prove that I am a man by running up some kind of score card to fulfill some sub-conscious inadequacy. Sex is an all day experience that starts with a smile, a caress, a kiss, a little note here and there, a rose, a phone call during the day, or anything that lets the other know they are thought about. By the end of the day, we should hopefully look forward to a night of romance and frolicking.
WHO I AM LOOKING FOR:
I guess I should start off by saying that I'm looking for a gal that is honest and can communicate, has personality, brains, and common sense and loves to laugh. I would also prefer she be in the 5'4" - 5'11" range. Worst case scenario, if she has 3" heels on, we're the same height? NOTE: I will consider stilts for the exceptional woman that is height challenged. I’m looking for someone who is somewhat height/weight proportionate but I’m certainly not opposed to a few curves. I’m not looking for Barbie here…only Barbie for me!
I prefer a woman who doesn't require a lot of makeup, most days, but if she wants to "go for it" on nights when we go out, or stay in, that's fine as well. I'm looking for the gal that makes me want to get up on the bar and do the Tequila dance. (No I don't like Pee Wee Herman and no I don't like Tequila) But if she can make me do that goofy dance or even the butter churn, then she's got to be a keeper!
I always try to put the desires of my partner first and it would be nice to have someone that thinks that way as well. If your dog OR cat has more clout than I do, then this is off the BS charts because I'm housebroken and I haven't had a "mishap" in years! What do I have to do...wag my tail? Besides, I can lick your face better than your (insert animal here) can!
Also, for a woman to say her kids will always come first? Shouldn't FAMILY (kids included) always come first? No man wants to enter a relationship feeling like an outsider right out of the gate.
If I have looked at your profile more than once, it probably means I have some type of interest OR you have tricked me by rotating your pictures. If I have favored you, there's likely something in your profile that I liked, Try saying hello!
If you're looking for Brad Pitt or George Clooney, I certainly wish you the best of luck as you aren't going to find either of them under this profile unless we play "dress up"! If, on the other hand, you're looking for someone that will do his best to keep you laughing and smiling (WINK), inquire within!