It took two years to find an intelligent and sexy woman on here...what a task!
FIRST OFF: Since I see quite a few women referencing these things......
I have a truck and it's paid off...it even runs...and there's no gun rack in the back window neither.
I have a job in a office that I work between 45-55 hours a week...But I have been known to escape occasionally.
All of my furniture and appliances are paid off...On a good day, I can even work most of them.
I'm told I smell great...I guess not farting in public helps?
I shower daily...maybe twice if one chirps out unannounced *Disclaimer* I DO NOT suffer from walking farts!
My smile shows all of my teeth are there...if you follow a Redneck around long enough, you can get one of theirs.
If you're Non-Religious, I'm Non-Interested. I just happen to like hearing "Oh God" behind closed doors.
No, your dog can't watch! I can't believe I even need to address this!
I can spell and form complete sentences...I've noticed several of you can't so quit pointing the finger.
I wear my pants above my ass...have never been in prison...and have never worn an ankle monitor...YET!
A lot of women whine about the men but honestly many of you wouldn't know a "real man" if you flipping tripped over one.
I know this is a long read but may as well weed out the LAZY fish!
NOW ABOUT ME:
I guess the one thing others always say about me is that I am resourceful. I will always find a way! I'm pretty good at doing most things and I learn quickly. I'm not a Rocket Scientist by any means but I always strive to do my best in any endeavor. I'm not arrogant but I do have an underlying self-confidence in knowing many things.
I do like taking trips and doing almost anything but I also have my moments that I just prefer to stay at home and relax. I enjoy a good movie or board games or maybe chasing each other around the house? I love romantic time with my partner…sharing a glass of wine or champagne and enjoying each others company?
I'm open to doing or trying almost anything but skydiving is going to be a hard sell to me. Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane and getting the $#|T scared out of me is NOT on my bucket list! See housebroken note below
I do smoke electronic cigarettes and I don't mind if you are a mild smoker but I don't think I could handle a chain smoker. Not into kissing ash trays. I'm not that big of a drinker...a couple of drinks is my limit. Ever try explaining to a Policeman why you’re chasing a parked car? Besides, I can get goofy enough just being sober. I’ve been called “Squirrel Bait” before. Just what the hell does that mean? (UPDATE) I’ve been informed I’m nuts! I want a 2nd opinion! Okay, wait...I want a 3rd opinion!
I've done a lot of things in my life and I'm still capable of most of them and it doesn't take me long to get the rust off and get back into the swing of things. Anything you see in my interests...I have done, am doing, or want to do again, and I'm sure I've missed some things. NOTE: Skydiving wasn't one of them.
I will always have your back in any situation! There is no problem that can't be solved. I want you to KNOW that you can always count on me to stand behind you, AND/OR in front of you, when needed. I fix things...so if you want me to just listen, by all means TELL ME upfront before I start engineering a solution!
Something that is going to be more on my TODO list is exercising and working out more.
WHO I AM LOOKING FOR:
I guess I should start off by saying that I'm looking for a gal that is intelligent. Intelligent women are more open to that which enhances a relationship. The next thing is I’m looking for a gal around MY AGE. I would also prefer she be in the 5'4" - 5'11" range. Worst case scenario, if she has 3" heels on, we're the same height? NOTE: I will consider stilts for the exceptional woman that is height challenged. I’m looking for someone who is somewhat height/weight proportionate but I’m certainly not opposed to a few curves. I’m not looking for Barbie here…only Barbie for me!
The woman I am looking for should love to laugh and have a great sense of humor. I prefer a woman who doesn't require a lot of makeup, most days, but if she wants to "go for it" on nights when we go out, or stay in, that's fine as well. I'm looking for the gal that makes me want to get up on the bar and do the Tequila dance. (No I don't like Pee Wee Herman and no I don't like Tequila) But if she can make me do that silly dance or even the butter churn, then she's got to be a keeper!
I'm not looking for a quick romp in the hay and I don’t have to prove that I am a man by running up some kind of score card to fulfill some sub-conscious inadequacy. Sex is an all day experience that starts with a smile, a caress, a kiss, a little note here and there, a rose, a phone call during the day, or anything that lets the other know they are thought about. By the end of the day, we should hopefully look forward to a night of romance and perhaps “frolicking”?
I always try to put the desires of my partner first and it would be nice to have someone that thinks that way as well. If your dog OR cat has more clout than I do, then this is off the BS charts because I'm housebroken and I haven't had a "mishap" in years! What do I have to do...wag my tail? Besides, I can lick your face better than your (insert animal here) can!
If I have looked at your profile more than once, it probably means I have some type of interest OR you have tricked me by rotating your pictures. If I have favored you, it means that I saw something in your profile that I liked...try saying Hello!
Deal breakers...Turn offs...Things that don't fly...Weeding out the undesirables!
If any of your pictures are "tagged" with the POF advertising logo...I have ZERO interest.
Drama...c'mon...at our age? If you still swim in it, go see a Psychiatrist and get it worked out.
If you've got more than one profile (many of you do) pass me by...Can you say Sybil?
Hit and Runs...If our conversation drops off, you've blown your chance. I tend to block as not to make the same mistake twice.
I don't respond to just "Hi" or "Hey There", if that's all you've got, we're not going to be a good match.
Separated women = Married woman...Ehhhh....No! Try dating Adam & Eve until you get it resolved!
Liberals...for obvious reasons...And no, I don't need to hear your whiny, bat $#IT crazy comments either...it is what it is!
Love is like a fart...if you have to push it, it's probably $#IT!
It should be a relaxed meeting of two adults wanting to relax and have fun. If I sense you are uptight, I'm going to want to end it as soon as possible. Sorry but that tells me you have drama in your life OR issues from past relationships. We're not going to bed...we're trying to have a few laughs and see if we are compatible. I have a 10 date rule that can only be broken if we both decide to go to 7-11 and then drive around the block and hit it again...and again...and again...etc. (Yes, this has happened but I don't condone it) ;-)
Maybe meeting somewhere to have dinner or appetizers...drinks optional? JAMBA JUICE?
NO SKYDIVING - That would ruin my housebroken record!
P.S. No using "roofies"...Unless you plan on calling the Crane Service to raise Mr. Goodbar?