Per the recommendation of my parole officer, I created this page. He said it would help reacquaint me with society. I'm not a bad person or anything like that, I just got busted for "midget tossing," which apparently is illegal in every state, except Utah, Iowa, and Nebraska. Little did I know (no pun intended), it's frowned upon here in LA. So, if you're below 5', it probably won't work out 'cause you know the whole tossing thingy... Lastly, if you do wanna hang out, it can only be within a 15-mile radius or else my "kankle monitor" will go off unless you're down for some real Jason Statham sh*t type action like jumping over fences, sliding over car hoods, and dodging cop cars all on a full stomach of Starbucks or heaven forbid - Mexican food, then let's keep it within proximity. However, I'd still bring a good pair of running shoes 'cause you never know!
Of course I'm kidding...or am I ???????????? O_o
Footnote: Never judge a book by its cover 'cause this guy, despite what I've been told here, has two college degrees & working on a law degree, so I can be as retarded as i wanna be.