Cycling through your profile pictures and saying rude things aloud about you to my dog
Things you can do to provoke this :
? If you make the duck lips in every one of your pictures www.antiduckface.com please
? If YoU TyPe LyK tHiS
? If you say r(are) 2(to) c(see) or any other retard abbreviation. 2 pisses me off most.. On this keyboard it takes as many keystrokes and more time than typing "to" like a normal person (123 button and then the numeral)
? If you don't know how to use their, there and they're properly. (also your and you're, affect and effect, too two and to, or any other homophones for that matter)
? Enough with listing "jst ask!" under interests... I don't want to ask. I want you to list them so I can determine if you are worth talking to, or if there is any potential for good conversation. Using a ton of shitty emjois doesn't count.. ???????????lollllllz or does it
I love books and long walks, beaches and hiking in the mountains, vacations, cuddling and watching a good movie, road trips and picnics.
I've been told I am a lil intimidating because of my height, I'm 6'. I can be snarky and sarcastic ;)
I have been called " a habitual smartass"
So I hope all my quirky lil things can keep you around :-)