Hi, I'm gainfully employed and a non-felon; sounds good so far, right?
Wait, I think I can do a better job of selling myself, let's try this again.
If you've ever wondered how the blood supply stays safe and disease-free, that's a large part of my job duties. It's sometimes tedious work, and involves a lot of paperwork, but it's a good outlet for my OCD tendencies.
In my spare time, I like to tinker with an old heap of a car I bought for some insane reason. I'm no mechanic, but I'm handy enough to take stuff apart and (sometimes) put it back together.
In an effort to stay active, I run a few days a week and enter any local 5k races I can. I'm looking forward to improving my glacial pace this upcoming season.
Mass media choices
Authors - Lovecraft, Steinbeck, Gaiman
Music - Nine Inch Nails, Pink Floyd, Tool, Depeche Mode, The Cure
TV - Archer, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Good Eats