About Me
Hi internet, I'm Jon.
Here are a few facts about me: I'm in law school, I like Dennys, I like dive bars, and I really like the zoo. I'm also a huge fan of road trips - definitely going to arrange one when I get my JD. I might skip Oklahoma though. Seriously, I don't believe that state exists. Have you ever met anyone from there?
I came to the US in 2007 - before then I lived in Indonesia. I've been travelling all my life (my parents were diplomats). I've lived in some pretty gritty places and met a lot of people in a lot of insane ways. Have you ever seen a man with four arms? I totally have. I also met a guy with 56 sons. That's a lot of Gi Joes...
During the week I work at the Public Defender's office. Dealing with drunks and felons has made me an extremely patient person.
When I'm at school I'm studying corporate finance and tax. I'm heavily invested in the stock market, and I could bore you to death talking about it (I promise I won't). Suffice to say that if you need someone to look over your taxes, I'm your man. Also, I can open a jar of anything on the first go and I'm really good at arm wrestling.
On the side, I run a business doing people's homework for money. The next time you see some high schoolers or undergrads, just know that there's a chance I'm doing their homework.
What else... I'm a big fan of anything 80s. Abba? Yes please. Hulk Hogan? All day. Capri Sun? put it in my mouth now. 80's music is amazing. I tried playing guitar but I keep breaking the strings. I play the drums pretty well (my neighbors hate me) and I used to be in a high school band called "melting puppies"... We were awesome I swear.
Oh, I'm afraid of heights. I've actually never even been on a roller coaster. Maybe somebody could talk me into it? Like a small one where the carts make a caterpillar or something. We'll get to six flags eventually.
I go to bars, I club, I eat a lot of steak - I'll do whatever, I'm not very picky about what I do on the weekends, it's all fun if you're with fun people right?
What I'm looking for:
I'd like to meet a motivated, energetic person. I'm looking for a partner in crime - the glass of milk to my peanut butter sandwich y'know? I love girls that look like girls. I'm not really into butch chicks, so if you look like you could take me in a fight, this isn't gonna work out.
My pet peeves on POF:
- Girls whose profiles just say "ask me"... Jesus, that is so lazy. Ask you what?
- Girls who say they created their POF profile "because a friend dared them." Nobody dared you to do anything, wear your profile with pride.
- People who show me pictures of their pets on an iphone. Nobody cares about your cat, I promise.
Anyway, say hi! Yes, i'm talking to you.