To help you out!!!!!
1)The words on my picture is definitely a joke I'm sarcastic as hell!!!
2) I'm not coming to your house to chill n u can't come to mine.
3) I don't want your****n you can't have my ****.
4) if your young as hell or shorter then me or my height sorry but I'm not bout to waist your time or mine.
Let's get to know each other go on a walk talk on the phone laugh n enjoy life let's be friends let's go get a drink n talk bout our day share accomplishments go get pedicures go shopping just enjoy each others company with no pressure. If we decide the feelings are mutual we can take it up a step (no rush). I just want to get to know a MAN who isn't looking to ****, come up, or gain off me let's just b friends and c where this goes.
Looking for my best friend where the is he at???? I miss his ass ??
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Well c we definitely won't be Netflix n chilling TF you thought this is?