secretzen: thinking of quiting my job and becoming a mime!!
About
Smokes often with Average body type
City
Amarillo, Texas
Details
35 year old Man, 5' 8" (173cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Cancer with Brown hair
Intent
secretzen Wants to date but nothing serious
Education
Some college
Personality
Adventurer
Profession
part time superhero


dating
moab, utah... sweet place!






I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 8 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious



About Me
The best way to predict your future is to make it! I have amused myself by memorizing useless historical facts. I believe the thing to remember about freedom is it isn't given, it's taken. I may not be totally perfect but parts of me are excellent!! I think good judgement comes from experience, irony being experience usually comes from bad judgement. I can fly rocket ships without a licensed copilot present and performed open heart surgery. I am a veteran of love and have recycled disposable cigarette lighters in my spare time. I have only one arm attached to the right side of my body. I know how those little plastic rubes get on the end of shoelaces. I have 2 stepped with Sarah Palin, despite that I have prepared 5 course meals with a flat top and toaster! I believe with sufficient thrust a pig can fly (not a good idea).. and yet I have to find someone to do all if this with! I believe good things come from relationships where two emotionally complete people come together. Can you do a back flip? Being able to do back flips demonstrates alot of qualities that I seek in a companion. They take commitment and hard work to learn. Being able to do them on demand at parties, the lawn and over lunch shows you have a fun adventurous personality. They also take a certain amount of coordination and athleticism. I don't actually require you to be able to do back flips, I'm looking for those qualities!! You're probably not going to get to know me by reading this. If you don't take yourself to seriously and are proactive rather than boring, curious rather than scared, cute rather than hot... then we should talk! Message me if you've made it this far! But let's play a game if you talk to me, instead of questions being asked and answered normally.... come up with the most outlandish, over the top lie you can for an answer!!