secretzen: thinking of quiting my job and becoming a mime!!
Smokes often with Average body type
Amarillo, Texas
35 year old Man, 5' 8" (173cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Cancer with Brown hair
secretzen Wants to date but nothing serious
Some college
part time superhero

moab, utah... sweet place!

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 8 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious

About Me
I've been told I'm so awesome that I don't need an introduction! I used to think I was indecisive but now I'm not sure.. I can bake 30 brownies in 21 minutes. I know who is going to be santa next year. I think good judgement comes from experience, irony being experience comes from bad judgement! If the plural of mouse is mice, shouldn't the plural of spouse be spice? I'm shy, clingy, boring and terrible in bed... come on, you know you want me! Sometimes I repeat myself. I believe a healthy relationship is two emotionally complete people who CHOOSE to be together and none of that "I need you; I'm so empty without you stuff. You're probably not going to get to know me by reading this. If you don't take yourself to seriously and are proactive rather than boring, curious rather than scared, cute rather than hot... then we should talk! Message me if you've made it this far! But let's play a game if you talk to me, instead of questions being asked and answered normally.... come up with the most outlandish, over the top lie you can for an answer!!