I shouldn't really be telling you this but when I play basketball I make more shots than a bartender. I lost a needle in a haystack once and found it. When I go to Wendy's the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. When you meet me you'll think I'm a rockstar who lost his guitar. I dance like I invented it. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I never perspire. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I've made extraordinary four-course meals using only a spatula and toaster. I'm a great hugger and an even better cuddler. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling. Moms love me and children wanna be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I'm a go getta. Basically, I rock.