For starters, I'm not on here very day so if it takes a few days for me to respond don't be mad. This site is fun, but can be a distraction, so I log on when I have time.
What I'm looking for in a woman is quite simple. I want a cross between Amy whinehouse, and the elf princess from lord of the rings. Because I'm turned on by woman with artistic soul who isn't afraid to fight demons with swords and use magic potions to put spells on me. Is that so much to ask?
I'll make you laugh, smile, and am a good kisser
I'm deep, well read, used to be a school teacher before stand up comedy. Don't let my cute looks fool you. I'm not a jock, pretty boy, or frat boy. I'm into yoga, meditation, and might be the best free style rapper on pof and am willing to stake that claim.
I do stand up comedy and I've been living in L.A. for a few years but am originally from Seattle. I'm back in Seattle for a while doing lots of shows, and freezing my butt off.
Other than that you can catch me around the way, or at a local comedy hot spot rocking microphones for the sake of Universal expanded consciousness and spreading love and benevolence through humor.
My goal is to one day retire to the beach, and water my lawn in a bathrobe, with a gold medallion, a dark tan, large sunglasses, and a bird feeder. I'm looking for a special woman to share this utopian paradise.
There are many beautiful women on here and many of you have a lot going for yourselves, I hope that you each find what it is that you're looking for. I really mean that.
If you want a sexy guy with a sense of style, who can make you laugh, have deep talks, and make your ex jealous then email me.