Hola! For starters, I'm not on here very day so if it takes a few days for me to respond don't be mad. This site is fun, but can be a distraction, so I log on when I have time.
What I'm looking for in a woman is quite simple. I want a cross between Amy whinehouse, and the elf princess from lord of the rings. Because I'm turned on by woman with artistic soul who isn't afraid to fight demons with swords and use magic potions to put spells on me. Is that so much to ask?
I'll make you laugh, smile, and am a good kisser
I'm deep, well read, used to be a school teacher before stand up comedy. Don't let my cute looks fool you. I'm not a jock, pretty boy, or frat boy. I'm into yoga, meditation, and might be the best free style rapper on pof and am willing to stake that claim.
Yes. I do stand up, I used to make a living telling jokes, moved to L.A. last Feb and have to start back at the bottom of the pile. However, I'm happy I did, and I'm loving it here. I co host two popular weekly podcasts. The Breaks on The Smodcast Network and N.P.R. (Nestorious Public Radio)
Talking sh*tand spreading knowledge to the people while utilizing modern technologies.
Other than that you can catch me around the way, or at a local comedy hot spot with a diet beverage in my hand rocking microphones for the glory and free pizza.
My goal is to one day retire to the beach, and water my lawn in a bathrobe, with a gold medallion, a dark tan, large sunglasses, and a bird feeder. I'm looking for a special woman to share this utopian paradise.
There are many beautiful women on here and many of you have a lot going for yourselves, I hope that you each find what it is that you're looking for. I really mean that.
If you want a sexy guy with a sense of style, who can make you laugh, have deep talks, and make your ex jealous then email me.