Hola! For starters, I'm not on here very day so if it takes a few days for me to respond don't be mad. This site is fun, but can be a distraction, so I log on when I have time.
What I'm looking for in a woman is quite simple. I want a cross between Amy whinehouse, and the elf princess from lord of the rings. Because I'm turned on by woman with artistic soul who isn't afraid to fight demons with swords and use magic potions to put spells on me. Is that so much to ask?
I'll make you laugh, smile, and am a good kisser
I'm deep, well read, used to be a school teacher before stand up comedy. Don't let my cute looks fool you. I'm not a jock, pretty boy, or frat boy. I'm into yoga, meditation, and might be the best free style rapper on pof and am willing to stake that claim.
Yes. I do stand up, and make a living telling jokes. Yes, I do get hit on a lot, so if all you have to offer me is sex, I'm probably not interested. Don't care what you look like.
Truth is, I'm on the road a lot and in most cases am not going to be the best boyfriend material. There are many beautiful women on here and many of you have a lot going for yourselves, I hope that you each find what it is that you're looking for. I really mean that.
If you want a sexy guy with a sense of style, who can make you laugh, have deep talks, and make your ex jealous then email me.
Truth is I probably am not going to want to meet you unless we spend some time chatting first for a while. I'm in no rush. Just being honest. Sorry
If we spend some time getting to know each other, then even if we don't click we can stay friends and then you never know what could happen.
My advice to you would be, take the time to get to know Me, come to show, or to party some night, and even if you and I don't click, I have tons of good looking, well dressed, successful guy friends I'll introduce you too. So there's no way either of us can lose. It's a win win.
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