carrie_d_84
Age: 30
Long term
Window Licking Babe: Can I find someone to help me?
About
Occasional smoker with Average body type
City
London, UK
Details
34 year old Woman, 5' 2" (157cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Capricorn with Brown hair
Intent
Window Licking Babe Actively seeking a relationship
Education
Some college
Personality
Bookworm
Profession
Professional Window Licker







I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years


Interests
DoctorsWindowsHaribo
Searching for icebergsGobshite huntingStraitjackets
Padded cellsTrollsSituations
Quiz master1977Glee
MusicalsBlogging

About Me
I am a fun loving female specimen of the human species who has an unfortunate penchant for licking windows as it makes me happy and amuses those around me.

I enjoy spending my days bouncing off the walls of my padded cell and would love to have a room-mate for tag cell bouncing. I am easily tamed with Pepsi Max, chocolate buttons and haribo, as they are the only things that can control the urges to sucker myself to a window as in retro Garfield style that your mum used to have in the car. I am mourning the temporary loss of both my fellow window licking troll and my partner in crime who has managed to escape! So i am living in hope of someone sending me in a HUGE bag of cinema pick n mix, as i have been reliably informed that this is the only way of bribing the guards to said padded cell, then they might let me out, even if its only for day release!

I am looking for a man who can keep with my brand of madness and cheer me up on a bad day.


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