Hmmm a little bit about moi? Let's see....I have mad homemaking skillz....I cook, clean, bake, decorate, crochet like a little old lady. I speak a little German...Ich habe Deutsch fur sechs Jahren gelehrnt! I love baseball and like to watch hockey. I'm not good at keeping plants alive and it deeply saddens me. People tell me I remind them of Chelsea Handler and Liz Lemon. Go figure.
I'm very sarcastic, so please be able to keep up or at least be able to tolerate it. Not interested in casual/NSA. Also not looking to have a "text only" relationship. Texting is great for brief things, but I strongly believe it shouldn't take the place of actual conversations.