Hi! My name is Jamie. Here is a little about me...I am petite (5'2 135 lbs-trying to lose 10lbs), feisty with a sarcastic sense of humor. I am pretty drama free and u should be too! I am a super mom with a great job and 2 awesome teenagers! I prefer dogs over cats and my favorite color is black. I love Chinese and Mexican food. I don't like coffee and I WON'T WEAR A DRESS. I am a city girl with a little country added. Some say a guys gal and a feminine tomboy! I am an avid NOLES and COWBOYS fan and totally despise the GATORS. If you don't like football, PLEASE don't email me.
As far as kids are concerned....I prefer someone with older kids or no kids at all. Mine are over 18. I feel with younger kids there is more drama and scheduling conflicts. I have the freedom to come and go as I please and I am looking for someone who has the same! What the hell is with you OLD guys with little kids. Really? I am also looking for an ALPHA MALE, non smoker, with a job (who isn't broke) no criminal background, a car, no girlfriend, wife or lives with their parents. A sense of humor is a BIG PLUS....sarcasm,being a little country, liking country music, on the shorter side(I don't like tall guys), a great smile and tattoos are extra points!
I get a lot of emails so if I don't respond back to you, I don't feel we would be a good match.
Thanks for stopping by!
SILLY/STUPID THINGS I SEE ON MEN'S PROFILES.....
* Some (MOST) men SHOULD NOT pose with their shirts off. I mean seriously (ugh)
* Posting a pic with the ex...turn off.
* "I work hard and I play hard" the most overused phrase written by guys on this site.
* If you want a Barbie....PLEASE look like Ken!
* You say you love your kids? Aren't you supposed to? DUH
* We don't care that you work out 100 times a week. Most don't look like you do.
* Why do you pose with sunglasses on INDOORS? LOL...You look stupid!
* On the self portrait mirror shot...you should CLEAN your bathroom before you take it...AND put the seat down!
* Referring to yourself as "HOT", SEXY & "GOOD LOOKING"? lmao
* SPELL CHECK! :)
* Hey STUPID...when taking a pic for a dating site take the wedding ring off!
* Not having a profile pic? Usually means you're ugly or have a wife or girlfriend.
* Group picture.....I am keeping my fingers crossed u r the HOT one!
* Boasting how much younger you look than your age... says who?
* Does EVERYONE on POF have their own business? LOL
* WOMAN is singular....ONE.....WOMEN is plural....MANY...ALSO...YOUR and YOU'RE...THERE...THEY'RE AND
THEIR...YEP......they are always used improperly
* Last but not least, I am here to look at you....not a 1000 pics of your kids, dogs or cats.