Real cool christian cat, cooler than eskimo girl thonged booty cheeks chillin on a ice couch. Would enjoy a souper cool chic to hang out with, spoil and pamper, I can take you out to shop at the dollar tree or 99cent store... I mean nothing is too good for you my babies! That was a joke ladies I'm a funny dude with more jokes than spaghetti? So if anybody wants to hang out with a dude thats smarter and funnier than a stupid flatliner like your ex bfs drop off a message.
Kick it in the 7 eleven parking lot with some slurpees and chili cheese Fritos, sniff glue in the bowling alley parking lot! Nice romantic wall on the beach and go bum tipping. Better than a boring ass restaurant right ladies?