i think we should deport all the dangerous, mentally ill, narcissistic, sociopaths, and that way we could get rid of trump. i'd like to find someone with pink hair, tats all over, piercings, flat broke, sleeping on the couch at her adult kids apartment, no car, on food stamps, that likes to party, go on cruises, drink beer, shoot pool, dance to country music, took a selfie standing sideways with her chest pushed out so all us men can see she has a chest and in the background there is stuff piled everywhere and she wants to show us she's a messy person, has cats/lap dogs, drinks day/night, loves riding on the back of a harley, who enjoyed a long career at the drive-up window at mcdonalds, and is a religious fanatic...these are a few of my favorite things....i want a dream lover, so i won't have to dream alone
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
let's see...how about sushi? if you think sushi is just raw fish, just ask, i'll be happy to explain what it is. see, i can be helpful when needed....