I'd just like to say, a comma never hurt anyone.
If you do your eye brows, or look like something off the Jersey shore, pass. If you're ghetto, and can't throw a respectable sentence together, pass, if you have woman tendencies and become dramatic, pass.
Have teeth, & brush them. Sad I have to go there.
Have a job, & go there.
No jail birds, or habitual F ups. Be a functioning member of society, or don't bother me.
Animal lovers, sports fanatics, beer enthusiasts are all welcome. Except if you have any of the qualities I listed prior. Then kick rocks.
I prefer country boys, genuine ones. Not some confused riff raff/ kid rock knock off. I'm a long way from home and it's nice to have a handy guy around. Having a moderate grasp of the English language is a bonus. Although I know I'm already looking for a male unicorn.
My name isn't Tiffany, I don't have red hair, and I'm not a hair dresser. Good luck, gentleman.