Before I begin I would like to say that we will both get along much better if you accept the fact that I do everything my rice krispies tells me to do. This morning it told me to up my medications and prepare for another round on POF! So here I am. guys...stiller trying to give myself away. send me a message.... even if it is out of pity.
Update: PLEASE GOD!!! Isn't there a normal guy out there who wants a normal woman? Is there anyone who doesn't mind the fact that I haven't had a date in two years? Anyone who doesn't mind it when I admit I like happy meals and watching paint dry? I'd be a really cheap date ya know! Ill make a deal with you...You pay for the happy meals and Ill buy a gallon of paint! We can order from the dollar menu if you want! Come on guys! I'm not stuck on myself ...I'm friendly and will talk to anybody! Pay no attention to my looks...cant help it that I look like a guy! (If you gotta ask if i was jokin' on this...please keep looking. Some guys have no sense of humor!!!
update: Ok last attempt for messages. I'm not a guy and I can prove it... U tube: arena full drum solo 2009 I'm a sensual belly dancer for arena. Maybe this will get me some mail!
Update: Ok my last attempt...I'm accepting applications from illegals now...a couple g's change hands and we'll all be happy. At least I wont leave you in the desert with no water. All I ask is that we sit down once a week and watch something on tv together...Border wars maybe?? Just a suggestion! And I wont ask for your papers!!!
Update: I quit talking with my rice krispies. I found out snap was gay...crackle was really a woman and that little creep pop was cheatin' on me!now I'm gonna just listen to the voices in my head...they got some good damn ideas sometimes!
Update: My third last attempt....and there will probably be a fourth....There are 7 billion people on this planet. Lets eliminate about 4 billion woman and kids, That leaves three billion, give or take, available men. There has to be one guy out of that 3 billion who is decent and not married. Ill settle for engaged!
roll me, control me, console me and please just hold me! It's all in the game of love
Update: Im dating my cousin now...I was driven to this last desperate act! Ohhhh...the suffering!!! POF, You'll be hearing from my lawyer. I demand restitution!
Update: What the hell am I stressing over and What the hell was I thinking???!!! I live in California....I can marry a girl! DUH!!! Blonde moment! UPDATE...I LEARNED SOMETHING NEW today....the main reason Santa is jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
First date? Im still paying guys to drivepast my house. I can teach you how togbelly dance? Finally....A shout out to all the Pof lifers...remember...asking your ex if she wants to be friends? The way woman see it..no.that's like asking a kidnapper if they would like to stay in touch after he drops you:off....not only no but HELL NO
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