About Me
Well, let's see here. This thing only let's me pick one option, so I'll say it here instead. I'm always down to expand my social circle (when you're alone, it can only get bigger!). So if you think we could be besties or something equivalent, then lets do this girl. Or guy, I'm not picky about my friends.
Anyways...
I'm an apprentice carpenter working towards my journeyman, I enjoy a wide variety of sports, both participating and watching, and I am the owner of many leather bound books. That last part is a lie, I'm sorry. That's the first and last time I'll lie to you. In theory anyways.
I like being physically active, I practice parkour (youtube it!), played soccer for 12ish years, snowboarding for just as long, and I swim. I'd like to get back into hot yoga, that was amazing. I normally only sweat when I eat, so actually getting some exercise would probably be a good thing.
I'm big into laughing until I'm crying, it might be because of my awesome sense of humor, or I'm horribly delusional. Maybe you can join in on the laughter, it's non-stop! I swear. I'm a lot funnier in person than the internet lets me be.
Although my favorite genre of music is heavy metal screamy stuff, I enjoy quite the wide array of tune-age. I'm on a big dubstep kick at the moment. The Dudes are one of my favorite bands currently, they are from Calgary and totally rock the casbah. As with everyone else, always down to hear some new stuff. Try me, I just might like it!
Let's see if I can add some substance to this bad boy. Time for some facts!
- When I get dressed, socks are always first, they're like lube for pants.
- If I'm eating skittles or M&M's or any other colored candy, I sort them by color then eat 2 of one color at a time, one for each side of my mouth when I chew.
- If a bottle has an annoying label, like a gatorade bottle, I peel it off right away.
- I'm good with computers and technology. Need your computer formatted, iphone screen fixed, other stuff like that? I'm your guy!
- Slurpees are my kryptonite, especially blue raspberry. If paired with jalepeno chips, even better.
- I love tattoos. Getting them, seeing them, everything. I am the current owner of 6.
- Jeopardy is probably my favorite show to watch and I LOVE scrabble.
Feel free to shoot me off a message! I would very much prefer a message with a little substance to it, not just a single word. Make it interesting!
First Date
Something where we can chat in a nice environment, like a drink or coffee, even a walk by the river! I won't kidnap you, I swear.
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