Shirtless photo: not a fatty under my clothes.
Not giving the finger: not a jerk inside.
Not in photos with other women: not a guy chasing every skirt.
No beer in hand: not a big party fan.
Not drapped over some exotic ride: not a "compensater" .
Not showing off my tattoos: they hold meaning, I am not a canvas.
Not throwing up gang signs: not a thug.
Not smoking a blunt: not on possible illicit substances.
Does not have professional photos: my aunt is a professional photographer, easily done.
Did not airbrush: not hiding anything.
Has a photo of art: finds culture appealing.
Has photo of his motorcycle: finds the breeze in his hair amazing.
Had his palm read: willingness to believe in the powers that be.
Do Not be a 2 dimensional puzzle piece in a 3 dimensional world. Do Not "fit in", STAND OUT!!!!
Well since someone pointed out no shirt, no service to me, I thought I should point out the "lack" of a beer gut to you. Never really had a relationship in which I was appreciated, not that its surprising in this current world of constant imagery that is supposed to sell you something you probably don't need. I don't like artificial people, that are under the pretense their individuality comes from a product, service, or some other means not already contained within themselves. So please, the superficial please refrain from showing interest. A big surprise, tv lies to you, even about ROMANCE.
I am easy going, I dispise drama, I like to look at things from every angle so I don't miss something important. I am a hands on kind of guy, love getting dirty. I am hardheaded, set in my ways, luckily those ways contain high standards and morals. I am athletic, I do Tai Chi (I have insane leg strength), very agile like a cat. I am affectionate, and express affection with constant physical contact over "words". Actions speak volumes. I want to provide my children with every possible advantage, and I mean every possible advantage. I can talk as fast as a Jamaican, but rather slow it down and choose my words wisely.
So if i am so perfect, why am i here? I have my faults, a short list: sleep apnea, occasionally I disappear to collect my thoughts, I like my space, I tend to talk about extremely intelligent things you might not understand at first, and I am very honest about what I want from a relationship.
If you have a preconceived notion about men, please don't bother me because Cinderella is grinding you under her "glass ceiling" shoes, I am a man and I don't wear heels. Sure many CEO's are men, but the board members are women who put those puppets there on display and all Pinnocolo wanted was to be a real boy. The bottom line is this, contact me if your boobs are real, your hair is real, your smile was yours since birth, you love your nose, your car is not a competitive purchase to outdo your co worker, you can see a man being a stay at home dad, race is not an issue, you have figured out you are of the human race and subspecies_____, and you are ready to date.
My ideal date would require some thought. Considering we are getting to know one another here, I would take the time of tailoring the date to your specific tastes. Therefore, perhaps a rushed meeting for coffee would be ill advised. If you love the ocean, perhaps just a stroll along the beach. The point is, I want to share the interests you have, not fake something for a petty desire. Upon which, if things go well, we will begin courtship (definition: serious intent for a long term permanent relationship).