About Me
I'm just reading the rules
And trying to follow direction
So I guess I'll fill out
The "about me" section
I'm trying to be different
Than what y'all see all the time
So I figured I'd do this
Writing completely in rhyme
I'm just a normal guy
Relaxed and laid back
I'm quick with a joke
When there's a good one to crack
If a bad day's occurring
I'll lend you an ear
Or if you could use one,
I'll grab you a beer
I'm outgoing and crazy
And surrounded by laughter
When gathered with friends
And swinging from rafters
And while I'm not looking
For my future wife,
I'm hoping to find someone to
Begin starting a life
And settling down
Could be part of my plan
If I just find the right one
To take hold of my hand
I guess what I'm looking for
Is someone like me
Funny and smart
Relaxed and carefree
You don't have to be gorgeous
Or a size two fitted
But cute in your own way
And very quick witted
You have to like animals
As I'm a big fan
And be willing to spend time
Traveling 'cross land
Because I enjoy adventure
And trying new things
And I look forward to seeing
What each new day brings
I like window shopping
And dusty bookstores
Or going out camping
Cuddled up, eating s'mores
There's not much I won't do
Or be willing to try
Let's just go have fun
And let the time fly
If this all sound likes something
You'd like to do
Shoot me a message
I'd love to hear from you
Random Facts About Me
-I can ride my bike without touching the handlebars
-I'm really good at freestyle rapping but due to my life experiences, I will never get a record deal. No one wants to hear about the thug life that is federal financial analysis.
-I can sing a wicked good version of ice ice baby at karaoke.
-I volunteer with Life Rolls On to take paralyzed kids surfing.
-In 8th grade I was one of the top 2,000 spellers in the country in my age group.
-I'm really good at skipping rocks and playing whiffle ball.
-I have an abnormal obsession with fireworks.
**Disclaimer**
If you message me with something along the lines of "OMG I luv 2 shoot, we shud go 2 da range" And I look at your profile and see a picture of you holding a rifle or pistol with bad trigger discipline or muzzle awareness I will ignore you. I didn't survive my time in a country where people are actively trying to kill you to come home and get whacked on accident on a first date.
First Date
First dates should be fun and spontaneous. I'm not a big fan of sitting across from each other and shoveling food in our mouths, and then sitting silently in a dark room for an hour or two (so no dinner and a movie dates for me), but sightseeing in DC, or maybe going for a hike or a bike ride in the woods, or grabbing some drinks at a local dive bar would be fun.
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