Grownkids
Age: 57
Long term
cliffclavine: Limitless
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Details
51 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Catholic
Ethnicity
Caucasian Gemini with Brown hair
Intent
cliffclavine Wants a relationship
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Adventurer
Profession
International Sales


dating
At Beach 2/16/13






I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years



About Me
Ok I updated my profile because I was getting negative feedback and or no response. You are all way too sensitive. It is my fault I must have just run into a couple crazies and liars and grouped you all. I am sure the guys are as well and most likely more so but I am not looking for guys. I gotta vent however so please bare with me. Girls, James Bond is not on here he is on the pay sites. Try Match I heard all the guys are mature, sophisticated and in tuxedos. I own a tux but I maybe wear it twice a year and don’t plan on wearing it in a photo or a first date at Starbucks. I can offer advice for 5 Cents. Don’t show up for a downtown dinner date in a rugby shirt. If you do we are going shopping first. I will take the hit to make the investment to dress you. If you are going to use pic’s that are 10 years old at least get rid of the date stamp. Really 2003? If I put my pics on from when I looked like Ashton Kuthcher I would not even need to be on here. I don’t mind you lying to me but they have to be your pic’s at least. Hell I lied myself. I am not forty eight I am forty ten. I know I should not have but Fifty is the F word to you girls. I don’t really think it is lying since the first 2 years of life don’t really count. I can’t even remember them. I also lied about the relationship thing. I am no seeking a relationship but hoping one finds me. You should really look into that as well. When you are looking too hard for a relationship you are too busy qualifying and missing a good time. Let it happen, it always does. I had to put that in cause again you don’t even get a look on here unless you put seeking a relationship. You are missing out on all the cool guys. First forget fat bikers with tattoos, balding with pony tails. I know this will get me hit but you Hells Angels, Pagans, and Warlocks are just cheesy riders. The War Dogs are ok but get rid of the piercings and tattoos you look like fat girls. You girls are too hung up on the tall bald guys as well. Really I have to compete with that. I would like to be taller though. I am 5' 10" but if I could add 2 inches anywhere I want. Sorry girls I would put it under my feet. I’d get chicks and rebounds. On guys, sorry tats are stupid, piercings are gay and if you weigh under 180 lbs US AIR is still hiring. Also facial hair. The porn Stache is stupid and the goatee thing makes them look like a devil. I know most men on here are PHYSICALLY REPULSIVE, INTELLECTUALLY RETARDED, MORALLY REPREHEBSIBLE, VULGAR, INSENSITIVE, SELFISH, STUPID , HAVE NO TASTE, A LOUSY SENSE OF HUMOR, AND THEY SMELL. But you gotta know where to look. Do I really have to delete my profile just because I made a first date? I did not know this rule. Another thing everybody loves life and loves to laugh. You can skip that on your profile. It is like starting the story "One time a band Camp" We know you love life and love to laugh or you would be a B*tch. Finally princesses, you know who you are you are. The ones that complain and give a long list of guys that should not message you. Exmpl. Please do not respond if you are fat, looking for a one night stand, short, old, you don’t have money, you don’t like pets your name is the same as my ex’s. You know what shut up. PUSH DELETE. You do not even have to put down your wine glass. It only takes one hand. You don’t have to get off your throne just hit delete. Do you remember the old days how we had to meet? At bars, clubs, parties, the hookup, or church. Really you have it made now. You sit sipping wine looking through photos and personal information picking out mister right and you still whine. I am tired of being PC as well. I like saying the words retarded and gay in fact not being able to say the word Gay is just retarded. Can I touch on pets as well? Really pictures of your dogs? I like pets but to me they are kind of like furniture not kids. If you have a college fund for your poodle. Go ahead you have my permission to delete me. I also still play sports. yes I know it is childish and no I don’t make any money doing it. Do you make any money watching Moulin Rouge or The Notebook? I do it because it is fun and I still can. I am not trying to hold onto my youth. I must leave the cyber world now. Gonna hit the street now in search of a relationship cause you girls are just not responding to us cool guys. When you are all done messing around with the pretenders you know where to find me. I’ll be the really cool guy saying let’s go have some fun. I know this does not describe me well but I tried that. Please message me and ask away. Just know I do a lot of cool things and you can't go wrong with me.


First Date
Just make sure you show up and you resemble your pic's. No Rugby shirts to dinner unless you are coming from your game. Don't make me drive 30 minutes and cancel I will Cyber kill you. Please let me pay, we are old and thats how things were when the world was good. I love downtown and if you don't want to drive I will pick you up or better yet send a car. that way if you have an early escape plan I can just drink and you can get home safely by classy cab on my tab.