My name is Brian. Im just here looking for friends. I smoke a lot of cannabis. Like all day! I work harder than most people at a job that I love for a company I dislike. I dont sag my pants. I dont follow trends. I like debating over philosophy, but not politics. I think Barack Obama works for satan. I think all money should be made of metal. I think America is already too far gone to save anymore. I think Justin Beiber works for the devil. I like cats, but they smell bad. I love dogs. I wish I could convince my beautiful girlfriend to have a threesome with me and a lucky girl. I think beyonce will be sacrificed by jay-z soon. I dont think sandy hook happened. Bradley Manning is my hero. Im very sorry for the random nature of my description! Well, not very sorry.