Okay – So how many profiles have you looked at that said things like – I am an outgoing, sweet, honest guy… I love the outdoors, snowboarding, hiking, biking, but I can also stay in and watch a movie etc… I’m sick of meeting girls at the bar, I am well educated and adventurous… Blah blah blah
Those things may all be true but it seems like all the profiles are the same. For instance I would be willing to bet YOUR profile says at least three of the following things –
I love to laugh, need someone to keep me on my toes, I LOVE to snowboard/ski, I’m sick of the bars, I’m outgoing, I work hard play hard.
Again – that’s great but every profile says the same thing! YES, I am making fun, but also laughing at myself because my profile read the same way. Lol. But NO MORE…
Look, if I am not giving you a hard time or making fun of you then I probably don’t like you. I am the guy that you immediately love or hate! But if it’s the latter and you spend any amount of time with me you will love me I promise. I can, and will make you laugh, chances are that if you are reading this I sent you an email poking fun at you already :-) and since I KNOW your profile says you like to laugh then go ahead and laugh. If I did take the time to send you an email then clearly I think you are attractive and thought you had, or have, something interesting to say. Your welcome, now go ahead and say something interesting...
I’m here looking for my ’10,’ but don’t be intimidated by that because there is a catch… YOU don’t know what MY ‘10’ is so shoot me an email, you never know. (I’m not even sure what my ‘10’ is lol) I am super easy to talk to and love meeting new people but you have to be brave and up for a challenge, because I will keep you on your toes.
Here are a few other facts that I don’t see on many profiles –
I have a great time being with ‘her,’ I generally don’t care what we are doing
If you piss me off you will know about it
If you are having a good time, then act like it
If we are in the truck, slide over into the middle seat to be close
I will send a sappy text on occasion
I will not take you for granted and expect the same
I’m affectionate, touchy feely, deal with it
If you say things like ‘don’t touch my fat, don’t like to be tickled/touched, laugh uncontrollably when you are kissed, or can walk by a sink full of dishes 10 times and not do anything about it then I am not your guy!
See how easy I am, hope to hear from you.
Good luck, and don’t fall asleep reading the same profile 100 times ?