It's hard to describe ones self in a simple paragraph. Every individual is unique. I think I'm a just a regular guy. I'm funny as sh*tbut that's my opinion. My ex wife disagrees. She's an Aries. So she can eat my butt. I've recently become an alcoholic. That's interesting. I'm quitting though. It conflicts with my abs. I have a pretty big penis. I'm not being****. It's just the way it is. I like hot pickles. I don't like Mexican guys. But I like the girls. Not the hairy ones though. I hate music. It's just terrible. All the girls this thing says are local, all look like crap. Don't get me wrong. I love kids. I love my little girl. But I hate yours. If you have more than zero, don't bother.