I'm training for a triathlon currently, if you want to tag along for a run, bike, or swim just shout!
Here' some reasons why you SHOULDN'T and why I WON'T respond/send a message:
-If you expect me to plan everything for a first date. Just stop reading now. Seriously. Stop. Save yourself the 3 minutes of your life that you'll never get back.
-If you we're born a man.
-If all of your pictures are of your children.
-If you have "YOLO" or anything that's equally annoying in your profile. Yes, I read them.
-If you're duck facing. (At least I'll know where to punch you)
-If you weigh more than me, which is 185lbs. (Unless you're 6'5" then that's acceptable. Then again, if you're that tall please see my second bullet)
I'll answer to any concoction of four letter words you can think of but my haters call me Brett. Born and raised in Cocoa Beach, FL. Graduated with my BSN from the University of Central Florida. Don't take me seriously, ever. Like most guys, I'll probably let you down at some point. I'm rebellious by nature. Respect me, I'll respect you. I have a smart mouth and enough charm to make up for it. I have amazing friends, I have amazing enemies. I like boobs, guilty! I'm a beach kid, my mentality and attitude reflect that (yes, flip flops are year round attire). Getting me into a suit and tie will cost you, although I look damn good. I've been known to make bad decisions in critical situations. I can cook. I sing in the car, shower, while running, and pretty much every other activity. I play two instruments: air guitar and dashboard drums. I speak three languages: English, sarcasm, and sexual innuendos. I have tattoos in places that you'll want to hear the story. I find humor in the worst situations, it helps me cope. I say the wrong thing at the wrong time. I like to sleep against the wall. I'm a text whore. I'm a picky eater. I've never dated a blonde purely based on coincidence. I'm user friendly MOST of the time. I hate iPhones, I have an iPhone. I make fun of people that try too hard, I make fun of myself. I drink a lot of water. I don't make promises I can't keep. I'm not a planner in any way, shape, or form. I'm a lefty, that makes me better than you at things to include, but not limited to: sports, unicycles, and life.