Just moved to the area, so do your demons play well with mine?
I need a goofy chick. I'll answer to any concoction of four letter words. Born and raised in Cocoa Beach, FL. Graduated from the University of Central Florida. I have a 3/4 sleeve, if you don't like tattoos...duces! Don't take me seriously, ever. My time at the gym is my escape. I'm unpredictable and will keep you on your toes. Like most guys, I'll probably let you down at some point. I'm rebellious by nature. Respect me, I'll respect you. I have a smart mouth and enough charm to make up for it. I'm 185 lbs of spunk and sarcasm. I have amazing friends, I have amazing enemies. Redheads are hot. I like boobs, guilty! I'm a beach kid, flip flops are year round attire. Getting me into a suit and tie will cost you. I make bad decisions in critical situations. I can cook. I play two instruments: air guitar and dashboard drums. I speak three languages: English, sarcasm, and sexual innuendos. I find humor in the worst situations, it helps me cope. I've been cat fished. I say the wrong thing at the wrong time. I like to sleep against the wall. I drink a lot of water. I don't make promises I can't keep. I'm not a planner in any way, shape, or form. I'm a lefty, that makes me better than you at things to include, but not limited to: activities of daily living, life, etc.
However, I'm a firm believer in you never really know somebody until you've either competed against them or argued with them.