Just found out I'm moving to the DC area in January!
I need a goofy chick. I'll answer to any concoction of four letter words. Born and raised in Cocoa Beach, FL. Graduated from the University of Central Florida. Don't take me seriously, ever. I'm unpredictable and will keep you on your toes. Like most guys, I'll probably let you down at some point. I'm rebellious by nature. Respect me, I'll respect you. I have a smart mouth and enough charm to make up for it. I have amazing friends, I have amazing enemies. I like boobs, guilty! I'm a beach kid, my mentality and attitude reflect that (yes, flip flops are year round attire). Getting me into a suit and tie will cost you, although I look damn good. I've been known to make bad decisions in critical situations. I can cook. I play two instruments: air guitar and dashboard drums. I speak three languages: English, sarcasm, and sexual innuendos. I find humor in the worst situations, it helps me cope. I've been cat fished. I say the wrong thing at the wrong time. I like to sleep against the wall. I've never dated a blonde purely based on coincidence. I hate iPhones, I have an iPhone. I make fun of people that try too hard, I make fun of myself. I drink a lot of water. I don't make promises I can't keep. I'm not a planner in any way, shape, or form. I'm a lefty, that makes me better than you at things to include, but not limited to: sports, unicycles, and life.