I hate this stuff. Ashley in a sort-of-nutshell: I'm a talkative, open-minded, music loving, dork. I'm part city girl, part country girl. My heart is equal parts rainbow colored and red, white, and blue. I'm a great listener. I LOVE my Astros; even if I can count on one hand the number of people I actually recognize now. Im a huge Texans fan. My little sister is my world. I have a serious case of wanderlust. I have no filter and often stick my foot in my mouth. It takes A LOT for me to be legitimately offended. I'm fluent in sarcasm. I have a huge fear of all things slithery and snake-like. Um, I guess just ask if you wanna know anything else. I'm an open book. :)
Some girls want flowers, jewelry, and chocolate. I want intelligent conversation, sarcastic banter, and goofiness. :D
YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF:
- You feel so inclined.
- You have a dog I can cuddle with.
- You can play me a song on the guitar; especially if you can sing, too.*
- You consider yourself an alpha male.
- You know the difference between you're/your, they're/there/their, and two/to/too.
- You're not a complete pothead/alcoholic.
- You can hold an intelligent conversation.
- You're a sarcastic mother****er.
- You're ok with the gay.**
- You have big hands.
- You have nice arms.
- You have good teeth.
- You're at least 5'10.
- You can laugh at yourself.
- You aren't easily offended.
- You can finish this lyric "You must be swift as the coursing river..."
Really any combination of the above. :)
*This is a very insane weakness of mine and I cannot be held responsible for my actions. Especially if said song is of the classic country or Disney variety. Because I'm weird.
**This is a total dealbreaker. You -must- be ok with the gay.