I want to get married. I mean, not tonight, or even to you, necessarily. But that's what I want. And if that's going to scare you off, then I'd rather it scare you off now. I want a family, and I want to live in a little house with a garden and a tree for the kids to climb. And I want to go to sleep every night with the same person by my side, and wake up next to him in the morning every morning for the rest of our lives. Just thought you should know that.
10 points if you know where that's from. I also happen to own a yellow umbrella.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I'm extremely awkward & have GAD. Don't be surprised if I say no to meeting up right away. I need to get to know who someone is before I meet them.